carcinogen

I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and that’s one of history’s greatest tragedies

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend

to those asking: welcome to restaurant%, where you help ganondorf rebuild his life as a humble restaurant owner by building a restaurant around him as fast as possible without getting murked

NEVER bring an elven shoegaze producer to a dwarven industrial rave I watched my homie Shi'kaal the Introspective get torn limb from limb in the pit 😭😭😭

white girls hunting me in packs

*German accent* ya.... i always looking for sexy party