aster.

i think we'd all be better off if we all touched each other more because now we have chumps walking around thinking physical contact always has to mean something and by chumps i mean 90% of the world population

does anyone want to play kudzu vines with me

sure! i’ll be a native tree standing in a biodiverse field

*places my rhizomes on you*

*the organisms that once called my branches and roots home either die of habitat loss or flee to my nearest neighbors*

*gets fucking FORAGED I guess*

i've thought about doing this for real in study of their phytoestrogens

IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO U

i can't play Stardew Valley with friends because apparently the way i play it is stressful

every time i play i end up resetting the days over and over again until i get The Perfect Day where i have to be specifically The Most Productive within the parameters of that day and if i feel like it's not perfect i have to reset. i see nothing wrong with this and to me this is just The Right Way to play stardew valley

women love to tell me "it's a miracle you haven't been kidnapped already" and then not kidnap me

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

i must still spiritually be a kid because i still don't understand grown ups' obsession with poisons. but maybe that's because my first experience being under the influence of any kind of Substances was under the influence of medicines

I hate when people imply America has only just recently become evil. We need to go back to when America was SENSIBLE and NORMAL because I was oblivious to fascism and imperialism

SURPRISE, ASSHOLE! The country founded on stolen indigenous land and built by slavery, legal or otherwise, has been evil this whole time!

"I, uh… I worry that... hard meat don't get eat. That is to say, if I ever find what I'm looking for, I'll become soft and cease to matter in this world."

this happened to me. this is what's happening to me. i am currently in a position of relative stability. it's hell. it's encouraged a freeze response in me that's withering my body, mind, and soul alike. i've become dependent on the people around me. it's not the extreme pain i suffer daily that makes me this way. it's the freeze response. i know how dangerous my compulsion to run away is. but i would rather be in constant fight or flight for my life than keep living in this state of hypoarousal that's been killing me slowly.

"Fear of softness is what drove me to the mad and sad world of wizarding."

"I, uh… I worry that... hard meat don't get eat. That is to say, if I ever find what I'm looking for, I'll become soft and cease to matter in this world."

this happened to me. this is what's happening to me. i am currently in a position of relative stability. it's hell. it's encouraged a freeze response in me that's withering my body, mind, and soul alike. i've become dependent on the people around me. it's not the extreme pain i suffer daily that makes me this way. it's the freeze response. i know how dangerous my compulsion to run away is. but i would rather be in constant fight or flight for my life than keep living in this state of hypoarousal that's been killing me slowly.

"I, uh… I worry that... hard meat don't get eat. That is to say, if I ever find what I'm looking for, I'll become soft and cease to matter in this world."