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master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

you have sooo many problems… including trapping cookies in jars, turning cookies into statues, preventing cookies from leaving this horrendously dull garden of yours, feeding the inhabitants drugged fruits… and many other things

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

“What are you talking about you ALL have problem! You, Cinnamon Storm already have control problems with that dumb hivemind?! And of course both of you shadow milks are so incredibly lonely you are obsessed with torturing the ONE cookie who has your other halves!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

Almost as if on cue, a red furball crawls into view before losing balance and falling forward with a frantic yelp! He looks older than he is, by a lot, but that does not change that he is still a child - more importantly, a child who wants his mother!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“She’s had.. about seven kids in the past. This isn’t her first one” he was still holding the child, he’s absolutely baffled. “After Pavlova was baked and her husband died I thought she would never have another kid.”

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

canid-archer

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

slothtowardsparadise

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

canid-archer

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

canid-archer

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

canid-archer

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

slothtowardsparadise

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

canid-archer

The child continues screaming.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

integrity-and-corruption

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

canid-archer

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

integrity-and-corruption

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

canid-archer

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

“Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take me. Don’t take-“

canid-archer

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

slothtowardsparadise

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

canid-archer

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i meaaaannnn. i wouldn’t be OPPOSED to arranging an explosion or two within the garden

just kidding, of course~! >:)

*they keep just dragging the jar*

*and ignoring the crying child as best they can*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm comes back with a servant, who at first noticed the crying child because WHO WOULDN’T before helping with the jar carrying and running off with the two shadow milks.

canid-archer

Child just keeps bawling. He wants his mother!!!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

canid-archer

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

slothtowardsparadise

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

canid-archer

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

canid-archer

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

canid-archer

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

slothtowardsparadise

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

canid-archer

The child continues screaming.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

integrity-and-corruption

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

canid-archer

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

integrity-and-corruption

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

canid-archer

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

canid-archer

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they wrap some of their puppet strings around the jar in preparation to start pulling it out of the garden*

your garden will be FIIIIIIIIIINE, Sugar. we won’t be gone loooooong.

slothtowardsparadise

The other shadow milk was using some other kind of magic to help carry the jar. “It’s not like the garden will EXPLODE~! It’ll be perfectly fine!”

“You don’t know that you blue bitch.”

canid-archer

The child. Is bawling! Full-blown sobs of fear. He doesn't know how to get down! He's scared!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

canid-archer

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

slothtowardsparadise

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

canid-archer

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

canid-archer

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

canid-archer

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

slothtowardsparadise

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

canid-archer

The child continues screaming.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

integrity-and-corruption

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

canid-archer

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

integrity-and-corruption

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

canid-archer

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float past the kid on their way back to the over two, patting him on the head as they go past*

GREAT plan!! and both of me can work on starting to drag her and her jar out of here!! :)))

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm then leaves to find a servant to watch over the child.. and Eternal Sugar is… less than ok.

canid-archer

The child is discovering he has a fear of heights! He is crying now. Crying Child.

#/ref lol

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

canid-archer

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

slothtowardsparadise

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

canid-archer

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

canid-archer

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

canid-archer

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

slothtowardsparadise

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

canid-archer

The child continues screaming.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

integrity-and-corruption

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

canid-archer

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float back over, shaking themself off slightly*

i, for one, LOOOOOOOOVE this plan. i know of some QUITE pleasant places to visit!! :)

integrity-and-corruption

Shadow Milk places the child onto a cloud a bit away, ignoring how much the biting hurt. “Alright we should go!”

“I’ll go find a servant to watch the child for the week”

“A WEEK?! … don’t take me…”

canid-archer

The child pushes himself to the edge of the cloud, but hesitates upon seeing the ground below. Ears pinning back, he whines now :(

#mean to them /silly

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master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

canid-archer

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

slothtowardsparadise

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

canid-archer

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

canid-archer

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

canid-archer

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

slothtowardsparadise

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

canid-archer

The child continues screaming.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float further away from the screaming child, keeping their ears covered*

*they don’t like loud noises :(*

integrity-and-corruption

Shadow milk then snatches the child. “Say how about, since your servants have watched your children before, they watch him right now and we can all go out together on an adult-only-VACATION!!”

canid-archer

The child is now biting Shadow Milk. Chomp! Chomping him!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

canid-archer

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

slothtowardsparadise

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

canid-archer

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

canid-archer

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

canid-archer

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

it’ll be FUUUUUUUUUN. c’mmoooooonn

*they cover their ears again because of the loudly screaming childd*

slothtowardsparadise

That ended up in another hiss, damn Cinnamon Storm had a lot of patience with children..

“Besides being in this sickly sweet place is not good for anyone! Can’t be lazing about before the plans go through!”

“I want to stay.. don’t take me from here?!”

canid-archer

The child continues screaming.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

canid-archer

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

slothtowardsparadise

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

canid-archer

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

canid-archer

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

canid-archer

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

canid-archer

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

slothtowardsparadise

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

canid-archer

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

canid-archer

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just grumble in annoyance*

this was a LOT funnier when the sole goal was to drag you out of the garden for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to leave the garden milky! I am happier here than outside!”

“Bullshit. The spice festival was the most you acted like yourself in the thousands of years since we became beasts”

canid-archer

The child will scream again. Maybe this time, he'll be released! "SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

canid-archer

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

slothtowardsparadise

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

canid-archer

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wellll i DID suggest a FEW TIMES that we put the kid in there WITH YOU

slothtowardsparadise

“I don’t want to be in here I want to be outside the jar with him!”

canid-archer

The child is going to start biting Storm more now. Chomp chomp chomp!

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master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

canid-archer

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they float a bit closer to the jar*

… i think the kid might be feral

slothtowardsparadise

“Yeah he is he wants me to hold him!”

canid-archer

He very much does want her to hold him! He no like strangers!!! He growls more... grrrrrrrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh i bet those cookies you torment absolutely love it here

*sarcasm*

…

*they float away from the child and cover their ears at the unexpected screamingg*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then hisses at the child! Giving him a soft warning bite.

canid-archer

The child chomps back as hard as possible!!! Growling! Grrr

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

and i was created to share the truth and answer RIDICULOUS questions, yet i do that no longer

*he grumbles quietly*

BESIDES, all you’re REALLY doing at this point is making cookies TERRIFIED of you

slothtowardsparadise

“I one is scared of me! Why would they be scared of me their happy here!”

canid-archer

The child has realized biting is ineffective. The child shall scream! "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

clearly you’ve not learned anything from Jar Time yet if you still think you’re capable of making cookies happy

slothtowardsparadise

Cinnamon Storm was obviously not phased by the biting.

“Because I can! I was created to do that!”

canid-archer

Clearly, there is not enough biting! The child bites more!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

eheheh. yeah, let’s put him in the jar with her amd drag them both out for a biiiit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“That will not be necessary or wanted! Just let me make you happy in other ways than that!”

canid-archer

The child continues attempting to bite Storm, since he is the closest person.

#Mean child >:( /silly

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master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… you know we could probably stick him in the jar with you

*W H A T?*

slothtowardsparadise

“Not like THAT get me out of the jar?!”

canid-archer

The child attempts to bite the nearest person! Chomp!

#lmao

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

Eternal Sugar had no idea about the… “intervention”, the was just napping as always :)

@slothtowardsparadise

*she totally isn’t up to anything :)*

*just floating through the garden minding her own business and OH NO SHE’S DOVE DOWN TO POUNCE ON THE NAPPING COOKIE*

slothtowardsparadise

She wakes up to being pounced on, and mrrps as she shoots up. She then starts to swat at shadow milk.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! >:)

*she swats back at her*

hellloooooo

slothtowardsparadise

“Why did you do that?!” She hisses at her, not happy to be woken up so suddenly.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she grins and baps her some more*

it was funny!!!

besides, we can’t have your intervention if you’re going to sleep through it

slothtowardsparadise

“Intervention? What inter-“ and then her own shadow milk and cinnamon storm then also pounces on her, causing another scream.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

wait. hold on … if the three of us are distracting her, than which one of us is getting the jar ready?

we REALLY should have planned this better

slothtowardsparadise

“The WHAT?!” Oh and she’s already going to bite them.

“I got the jar, they were huge so there’s a bit more assistance.” Cinnamon Storm was, focused.. oh right he had the hivemind.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

nooothingg~!!

*… she’s absolutely biting back*

…

… ohh right yeah that is VERY helpful >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“YOUR ALL GOING TO PUT ME IN A JAR?!”

“Absolutely we are~!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

ohhh, but i thought you said the jars were a good place for cookies to enjoy their happiness~! we’re HELPING you!! >:)

*yeah. these three are being. so helpful. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses at the three of them and moves to grab her harp… she’s so about to try and put them all to sleep.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*he hisses back, sliding the harp further away from her*

integrity-and-corruption

A cookie came with a jar, he almost looked like Black Sapphire..

“I got the jar for you” Silver Crystal huffs, setting it down… witches he really just got that thing to them, and wasn’t even controlled he just, went and did it,

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they just. stare at him..*

*… it’s been a while since he last saw Black Sapphire*

*they really should go check on him and the other kids soon… … they’re probably still living in that treehouse..*

*yeah. they. have been completely distracted..*

integrity-and-corruption

“Thank you Silver Crystal, you can go home now, we got the rest of this.” Cinnamon Storm would purr, then gets bitten by eternal sugar and winces.

“You are not putting me in a jar?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yes, we are ABSOLUTELY putting you in the jar!! >:)

*they puff up their wings and hiss at her*

slothtowardsparadise

She also puffs up her wings and hisses at them! She’s not letting them out her in the jar without a fight.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they screech and start swatting at her*

*this is definitely a very effective distraction from the jar getting prepared. mhm*

slothtowardsparadise

OWL SCREECH OF NIGHTMARES AND TERROR

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers even more and BITE her*

slothtowardsparadise

She starts biting a lot more now! In that time Cinnamon Storm was preparing the jar so it was just the two shadow milks dealing with a very unhappy sugar

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she BITES again, this time just, REFUSING to let go. and growling very loudly*

slothtowardsparadise

She bites the other shadow milk now, right on a bruised spot which hurt a little bit more.

“Alright jar is ready get her in there!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they let go of her. then start using some of their puppet strings to pick up the feral cat cookie and move her to the jarr*

slothtowardsparadise

She hisses and immediately starts casting Eternal Enchantment… uh oh.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*oookay they gotta hurry*

*… or threaten to bite her face off*

*…*

*you know they’ll be fairly well behaved and just hurry up on getting her into the jar..*

slothtowardsparadise

It took a little while before they got her in the jar, they had to scruff her.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they’re just gonna. loaf on top of the jar and GIGGLE at her once she’s been successfully imprisoned*

slothtowardsparadise

“LET ME OUT?!” Eternal Sugar hisses at the three of them, bonking against the glass trying to get out.

“Nope~! You are staying in there! This is an intervention my friend!” Shadow Milk smirks.

“BULLSHIT!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

NUH UH!!! this IS an intervention.

*he grinsss*

you see? you have this WEIIIIRD obssession with trapping people in jars. and it only seems reasonable to assume that you would rethink that idea if you had to be trapped in one for a bit

slothtowardsparadise

“It’s not a weird obsession! I just want them to stay here and be safe!”

“Yeah right. You absolutely have a problem. Several problems.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

we, however, have no problems whatsoever

slothtowardsparadise

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

slight correction: II have no problems :)

*she looks. sooooo smug*

i prefer to AVOOIIIDDD Pure Vanilla variants. also, i have SEVERAL friends now, so not NEARLY as lonely as SOME COOKIES

slothtowardsparadise

“You still aren’t ok! None of you are?! Just stay here with me and I’ll make you all happy again…! Like old times! I am fine! None of you are fine?!”

“Shut up, sugar. We are all fine, you have problems!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

I AM NOT STAYING HERE AGAIN!!!! >:(

slothtowardsparadise

“YOU ALL HAVE PROBLEMS YOU JUST WONT LET ME HELP YOU?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

WHY WOULD I WANT YOUR HELP WITH WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU’VE INVENTED?

integrity-and-corruption

“It’s my job to make everyone happy Milky!”

“Well you can’t! YOU CAN NEVER?!” Cinnamon Storm snapped at her, which made the Angel flinch.

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

i maaaaay actually strangle you if i hear that again

*says the “violence is not my style” cookie*

i think this intervention may be a failure..

integrity-and-corruption

“Sugar is stubborn, extremely stubborn in fact.” Shadow Milk grumbled, eye rolling. “She’s going to fight, she always will.”

“So it’ll just need more desperate measures.”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

hmmm. it sounds like we may have to fight her, then. she is soooo annnoyingly insistent..

or we drag her out of the garden for a bit >:)

slothtowardsparadise

“No please I really can make you all happy again just let me!!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*she ignores her*

all in favor of temporarily dragging Sugar out of the garden?

integrity-and-corruption

“Yeah let’s get her out, like when she was out during the spice festival. She was way better outside the paradise.”

“Let’s get her out.”

“WHAT?! NO I HAVE A KID HERE!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

waaasn’t asking you for a vote, Sugar

… you know it’d be a looot easier if we kept her in the jar and just. dragged her in it

integrity-and-corruption

“It absolutely would be”

“I’m serious I have a kid here?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

yeahhh. otherwise she’d be biting and screeching the whole way …

…

Sugar … i REEAAALLLLLLY do not think i will ever be able to get across how LITTLE i care about that fact

slothtowardsparadise

“Would it hurt you if I say how little I care about YOUR children?”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

*they fluff up their feathers and GLARE at her for a couple of seconds before calming down again*

… then again, you seem like the type to LIIE about such a thing SOLELY to hurt someone

slothtowardsparadise

“He can’t even WALK Milky!” It’s getting to Cinnamon Storm.. damn beast with a soft spot for children.

canid-archer

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… that is a very adorable little furball

*aaaand now it’s getting to them too!!*

slothtowardsparadise

“See I told you I had a child?!”

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

… in my defense, pretending to have a cute child to avoid getting dragged out of the garden seemed like something you’d do

canid-archer

He's gotten back up, on the move again! Heading for the jarred Beast with determination! He will get there!... unless someone picks him up, that would definitely stop him.

slothtowardsparadise

“I’ve had several children before this is not something I joke about?!”

As the child goes to her, he readily gets picked right up by Shadow Milk, when the hell did she have ANOTHER child?!

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

this is the ONLY kid i’ve ever known of you having

*they float over to the other Shadow Milk*

integrity-and-corruption

“I didn’t bake him, I found him! I took him in!”

canid-archer

After a bit, the kiddo realized he is not being held by mama and starts wriggling! "Mah!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

seven kids!?

*they. are very much pondering snatching that child*

that’s a lot more than i would expect the queen of laziness to want to deal with

slothtowardsparadise

“I’m not lazy just tired..! All the time..! Sloth just means to focus on anything other than hurting yourself more with danger and passion”

canid-archer

The child is continuing to attempt escaping the grasp of the Shmilk holding him. "Mweeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

sloth is defined as avoiding action or labor… not focusing on yourself or whatever—

AAAEEAJGGEHEBEHEE THAT SSOOUNDDD!! :D:D

*aaaaaand their brain has been completely shirt-circuited via Cute Noises*

slothtowardsparadise

“Anything that causes pain is avoided, it’s why I glazed a faerie’s wings with syrup once, she wanted to be beautiful but felt hideous!”

canid-archer

He is making many more noises! He wants mama, not this blue stranger >:0, so he keeps wriggling and making high-pitched squeaks and the like

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

fun fact: melted sugar syrup is INCREDIBLY PAINFUL TO HAVE POURED ON YOU

*they float closer to the kiiiid. they wanna snatch himmm*

integrity-and-corruption

Cinnamon Storm then took the child. “She’s still delusional.”

“I am not! Plus the faerie never said it hurt!”

canid-archer

The pup is wriggling still, squealing in indignation. "Squeeeeeeeeeeee"

master-of-puppets-and-shadows

she IIIISSSSS!!!! unlike us other Beasts, of course, we are quite sane

…

… this child makes such adorable noises

slothtowardsparadise

“Please let me have my child..”

canid-archer

The child is considering biting someone on the off-chance it allows them to get out of the grasp of these strangers

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