Big Sigh Moment

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

nothing is still the same as nothing

Fucker

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“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

i like trees

The tragic relationship between an adult and the novel they started writing in middle school but never finished.