Candyce

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

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The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

This picture is funny on its own but the fact that instead of like a really fancy wine bottle it came in a shitty Gatorade bottle makes it even better.

lovondese

wtf is lovondese

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

thats not a coincidence

shout out to the little rat in my ribcage for keeping my blood pump pump pumping!

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

wholesome and healing

God’s work

Green gummy bears are WHAT

what the fuck ash

one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them

I want. to SQUISH. THE CHEEKS.