He Has Cold Hands

these are the only kind of trick shots i want to see. where all the evidence of every previous failed attempt is clearly visible in frame.

Lisa Frank, eat your heart out

I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

I love it unironically, I burst out laughing. It hits the same note as “the opposite of malice is bonfire”.

Simple Plan was right I am just a kid and life IS a nightmare

All of them?

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

fantasy is so iconic. it is THEE genre. quests to defeat the dark one. epic wars over magical objects. mythology. fucked up potions. kingdoms and societies with history and cultures that are absolutely fake. adorable AND nightmare fuel creatures. the all-important power of friendship and family and love to conquer all. prophecies that fulfill themselves due to human hubris. the range!!!!!!

When I gotta work with a stressed coworker I always unconsciously compensate it by being extra chill like im trying to calm down a wild animal

‘You’re always so calming to work with’ Thank you, It’s because im tailoring my behavior to yours

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

Oh hell nah I can’t even risking it I’ll reblog this rn

Not in 2021! I can’t risk it.

For the record I would have reblogged her without the threat.