✧ ↝ mickey milkovich sentence starters ( nsfw  !)
“kiss me, and I’ll cut your fucking tongue out”
 “hey, what the fuck? can I take a shit in private, please?”
 “ fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you!”Â
“I love you… It means we take care of each other… It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.”Â
“well this aint macy’s bitch, you aint window shopping”
“and learn how to run like a dude”
 “you know where i live if you have a problem”Â
“they’re not climbing everest, they’re climbing dick.”Â
“i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying!”
 “you wanna chit chat more, or do you wanna get on me?”Â
“don’t worry, we’ll get a dick in you as soon as we can! I promise ”
 “why are you putting shit in weird fucking air quotes?” Â
 “I dont think im this gay”Â
“ anyone can jerk a c*ck. I jerk mine, he jerks his. learn a unique skill or shut the fuck up.”
”ok, you need to push the fuck back, nut job”Â
“It’s a fucking snickers bar”
 “ i just want everyone here to know, I'm fuckin gay”
 “ jesus would you put that fuckin thing away? you’re gonna hurt somebody, nobody wants to see that shit”Â
“ oh shit we're getting pizza? yeee I'm starving!”Â
“ where the FUCK are the chiavari chairs?”
 “ look at her she's fucking dead!”Â
“you wanna fucking die?”Â
“no one knows what the fuck you’re saying!”Â
“that shithead better not drag you off to fucksville USA!”Â
“you can’t stop mid-gobble” Â
 “you’re not dumpin me i’m dumpin you. where’s the shiv?” Â
“name me ONE person i’ve murdered!?”
 “what oath says you can’t dump a body in a dumpster?”Â
“you’re gonna have to stick something in my ass every once in a while or I’m gonna get real bitchy!”
“he doesn't like getting his ass licked”Â
 "I could've killed that fucker like a thousand times, this bitch just swoops in"Â
 "I'm coming back for that fucking potato thing"Â
 “just cause I’m gettin’ hitched doesn’t mean we can’t still bang” Â
 “I’m fucking busy peppermint patty, go whine to someone who gives a shit”Â
“he gives it to me good and hard and I fucking like it!” Â
 "he wants to be a professor of some language out of a place called britain"Â
“fuck you I suck his dick and I fucking love it”
 “look, here’s how it’s gonna work, I like to eat around seven every night.”Â
“goddamit why does everything always have to suck!” Â
 "It’s like getting screwed by a bowl of potato salad every morning!"
 “not everyone gets to just blurt out how they fucking feel every minute.”Â
“why the fuck is everyone running?!”Â
“jesus christ save your fucking speech you pussy….I’ll marry you….of course I’ll fucking marry you”Â
 “i will be down to protect your 7-foot ass as soon as I can."Â
“the fuck are you looking at?” “Â
 “someone said that they’d pay you to do a porno and you thought yeah,that’s a good idea?” “
 "liking what I like don't make me a bitch."Â
“I’m going to go take an ice bath, my assholes on fire“ Â
 “you like sticking it up my shitter so what’s that say about you?”Â
“what you and I have makes me free.”Â
“ all right shithead, this is like the two hundredth time I'm calling and you not picking up! I'm starting to get fucking homicidal. call me the fuck back, I'm worried about you. I love you. call me back.”
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