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we should all aim to live our lives with the joie de vivre of a saturday morning cartoon villain. wake up and see that it's pouring with rain outside? what a delightfully rotten day for my evil schemes. coffee machine breaks? a truly devious invention paralleled only by my wicked intellect.

bonus points for being fat, gay, and extremely confident in your own sex appeal like doctor robotnik

#noticing this is going around without the addition about being fat and sexy. reblog my post with the bit about doctor robotnik or i'm making you into hedgehog stew in the afternoon.

Today hasn't been very good. Reblog to cover prev in blankets and tell them everything is going to be okay and they're loved.

AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

oh huh! it turns out there's a difference between "growing up" and "waiting around so long you're not technically a child anymore"

ITS SEVEN IN THE MORNING

woke up dehydrated and deliriously thought "i need to call my senator about this." notably im not american i don't have a senator but even if i did what's he gonna do, deliver fresh water straight to my mouth? make the sun be less warm?

it's gonna be okay guyz 😭

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