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Word count: 400+ ——> warnings: Jojo Siwa ——> THIS IS SATIRE! I posted a poll a while ago as a joke so now I’ve ended up with this monstrosity of a fic.
karmas a bitch 🤪🤪🤪
You were on set for Karma as the Tampon Girl™, the one who sexily humped Jojo during the scene on the island where she molested everyone in chronological order. You loved being a sparkly red bike light, especially since it caught Jojo’s attention.
You were out at dinner with your other actors/ colleagues who had worked on the video, and you were all sat around the long table. Everyone had already finished their food. Jojo was sitting next to you. There was lots of edgy sparkly tension in the air. Jojo must have sensed it because she ran her hand through her hair, although only the tips of her fingers actually touched it because her hairline was so far back. Her big smooth shiny forehead reflected the light towards you like a mating call. It made your heart thrum against your ribcage.
She suddenly stood up, and all the other actors (and the camera man, I forgot to mention the camera man) swiveled their heads to look at her. She pointed an edgy finger towards you, giving you an edgy smirk. Her edgy ice-cream cone haircut flopped over her edgy forehead beautifully, obscuring her edgy receding hairline.
“Come with me,” she said. You were suddenly very horny, and your mind flew back to when she tossed you into her lap like a pancake in the music video and you both gyrated in the respective spaces in the air next to each other.
You had to admit, her Akumatized By Hawkmoth Era™ was very sexy. In its own unique way.
Jojo humped the air on her way out to the salon, finger still beckoning to you. You followed, burning with the desire for her to show you what a Bad Girl she was and all the Bad Things that she could do.
You both stood outside, and you shivered lightly as the cold from the night air bit into your skin. Jojo gave you the lightskin stare, gaze crawling over your face as if she was trying to memorize every feature, the same way she gazed into your soul when you were humping each other while you were dressed up as the Tampon Girl™ It made your heart flutter tamponfully.
She leaned close to you, her breath hot on your ear. You shivered again, not from the cold this time but from the anticipation of what she was about to say.
“Karma’s a bitch,” she whispered. “I should have known better…”
“Oh, Jojosopholemew,” you moaned her full name and then you both kissed. She licked your face and that was probably gonna give you herpes but whatever.
You both started humping each other outside the restaurant on the street like stray cats. The end.
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-Like he canonically watches 1610’s version of One Piece
-plus have you seen his room, he literally collects action figures and keeps them in pristine condition inside their original packaging (nerd behavior)
• He’s very undercover about his interest, definitely doesn’t just go around talking about his interest
-He def used to get bullied for the things he liked or at least teased and now just says that he “grew out of it” (he most definitely did not)
-(the self projecting goes crazy)
• NO SABO KID
-Stick with me okay
-He can understand basic Spanish, yk just enough to get him through family parties
-(def has pretend his mom was calling him while catching up w/ a tia he’s never met before
-he def can’t speak it that well tho
-“but his VA doesn’t spe-“ I KNOW BUT IM ALSO HALF LATINO AND PROJECTING
-he throws in some Spanish phrases into his daily life so he can atleast have that yk (just really simple ones tho)
-his mom has def gotten mad at him and yelled at him in Spanish but he didn’t know what he did wrong cause he can only understand like 1/3 of what she’s saying
•He listens to K + J-pop
-STAY WITH ME AGAIN OKAY
-He would eat up some Lisa (Plus she made a promo song for the astv release in Japan)
-HES A TWICE STAN OKAY I DONT HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING
-his bias is prolly like Jihyo or even Jeongyeon
-STRAY KIDS AND BLACKSWAN TOO
-has the best Deco pc’s tho
•has an active webtoon account and is ashamed of it
•he wears reading glasses
•DEF LISTENS TO TYLER THE CREATOR AND LAUFEY OKAY
-His fav Laufey song is maybe this is how it feels featuring D4VID or Falling Behind
•prolly used to have a bad case of “same face syndrome” with his art when he was younger but grew outta it
• proud headphone user
•PROLLY PLAYS ENSEMBLE STARS OR SUMTHIN
•He prolly loved watching Blue Period
•loved adventure time and Steven universe
•Wasn’t aloud to watch sponge Bob
• HES SO AWKWARD BUT BLOCKS IT OUT WITH STUPID HUMOR
-(same with trauma)
A/N: The self projecting was crazy but I Kin him sm so wtv. I’ll prolly do relationship head canons w him another time. I’ll be doing more pjo fics so dw y’all.
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♥︎summary: you go a new cafe with your close ‘friend’ Miles. || Miles 42! Blurb!
☆Warnings: google translated Spanish cause I’m a ‘no sabo’, a little ooc Miles? Other than that none!
★A/N: My friend wanted me to write a miles 42 fic so the reader is slightly based on her<3
♪Credits: divider & Miles art are not mine. If you find out who the original creators are please tell me, thank you!<3
+ Proof read? / wrote at like 3am
School has been nothing but stressful lately, it seemed like an infinite amount of work was being dropped onto you.
You most definitely deserved a break.
You haven’t seen miles in a while either.
Now that boy definitely needed a break.
It always seemed he was busy with something, may that be school or some mystery activity with his uncle.
Besides the point, he most definitely needed a break, and who better to give him the opportunity than his good ‘friend’.
•Centimeters Tall(Miles)•
Hey you busy?!•
•Kinda Ig
With what?!•
•Hw
Too bad•
Look out ur window•
•i swear
•u fr?!
Bout what?•
•I’m assuming u wanna
do something
Well u can’t send•
me away now
•…
•fine
•one min
GOOD TY!•
You put your phone back in your pocket as you waited for Miles.
Soon enough you saw miles walking out the door yelling his mom a couple of last words.
“Mami, no te preocupes volveré antes de las ocho!” He yelled to his mom before he closed and locked the door.
(Mami, dont worry i'll be back beffore eight!)
“You were fast.” You told the boy.
“Just didn’t wanna keep you waiting, that’s all.” Miles started.
“What did you need me for anyway?It better not be anything stupid.” He sighed.
“If it is, that’s your fault for not asking~.” You teased.
“Well, I needed fresh air anyway.” The boy insisted.
“Sure.” You huffed.
“Naw really, why’d you need me?!” He asked again.
“Oh I was just passing your house and was bored, that’s all.” You spoke.
You wanted to tell him ‘so you could finally get a break for once’, but you already had him out of the house, so you saw no need.
“Really?” He deadpanned.
“Yup!” You spoke popping the ‘p’.
“Plus it’s good to get out of the house once in awhile.” You added.
“Yeah…so where do you wanna go?” He asked.
“Uh well, there’s this new cafe that just opened.” You suggested.
“That’s where you wanna go?” He asked.
“Only if you do” you replied.
“I don’t really ca-“ before he could finish you cut him off.
“Come on yes you do, you’re so difficult sometimes.” You interrupted.
“I-well, sure.” He looked away.
“Good! Come on!” You said as you grabbed his arm leading him to the cafe.
It wasn’t often Miles let his guard down.
He’s had to learn to be ‘grown up’ at a young age.
He was quiet, and didn’t have many friends.
Most people were intimidated by him.
But under all that he was still a dork.
He was still just a kid.
You two arrived at the cafe.
It was small.
But homey.
The walls were adorned with rows of books.
Throw pillows decorated every seat.
The moment you stepped through those doors you felt comfortable.
“Damn, where’d you find this place anyway? it’s kinda outta the way.” Miles questioned.
“Just passed it while I was in the car with my mom, that’s all.” You answered.
“Hm.” Miles hummed.
After the two of you ordered, you went to find a place to sit while you waited for your orders.
“So, what’s been going on in your life lately? I haven’t seen you in basically forever.” You chirped.
“It’s only been three days.” He mentioned.
“Someone’s missed me I guess.” You added.
“Huh?” The boy added.
“I’m just teasing, don’t worry.” You reinsured.
“Oh uh, yeah.” Miles sighed.
You weren’t sure if he was flustered or not, Miles was always good at hiding stuff like that.
He didn’t open up to many people, Hell he’s barely opened up to you.
But, that’s what attracts you to him.
He’s like an unsolved mystery.
You want to know more about him, and you hope he does too.
“But back to the question. What have you been doing lately?” You returned to the question.
“Nothing much, just with my ma and uncle, plus school work.” He replied.
“How’re they doing?” You asked.
“Oh uh, good.” He responded.
“You seem so distant lately. What’s up?” You added.
“Well uh-“ before he could continue, you cut him off.
“Is it a girl?” You asked.
“What?!” He instantly blurted out.
“Is there a girl that you, I don’t know? Like-like?” He rephrased the question.
“NO- uh, no.” Miles blurted out.
“There is! Come on tell me!” You spoke, ecstatic at the topic.
You weren’t upset.
Of course Miles would find a girl eventually.
Even if that girl wasn’t you.
Maybe he wanted a girl who matched his vibe, not counter it.
Maybe she was also calm, quiet, a little grumpy at times, had beautiful eyes, the most attractive accent, and maybe even an absolutely gorgeous pair of dimples.
Just like Miles.
You liked the guy, that was for sure.
“There’s no girl (name), I swear.” He reassured.
“On your mom?” You smirked.
“Well- uh.” He wouldn’t lie on his mom, and you knew that.
“There is, fine.” The boy sighed.
“Knew it! What’s she like?!” You asked, cutting to the chase.
He sighed.
“Well, I guess she’s smart, really pretty, really sweet, very cheerful, she actually wants to talk to me, and so much more that I cant even explain.”
“Wow.” You let out.
“You must really like her, huh?” You sighed.
“Yeah, yeah I do.” He looked away.
You were happy for him.
But you were a little sad.
Your chances of him liking you were getting low.
You weren’t gonna do anything about it though.
It’s stupid, but you want Miles to be happy.
That’s all that matters.
“I guess I do really like yo-uh, uhm her.” He slipped up.
You narrowed your eyes.
“What?” You questioned.
“What?!” Miles replied awkwardly.
That wasn’t often.
“What did you sa-“ you were interrupted.
“Order for…(Name)!” The barista called out.
“Oh uhm, one sec.” You stood up, walking away from Miles.
The boy has been acting weird all day.
He never normally slips up or stutters.
It was all so unfamiliar.
Maybe he was just opening up to you.
Maybe you did have a chance?
A/N: I have no idea why this took me so long to write😭 but I made this cause my friend requested it so yeah😘.
I’m planning on making more PJO fics maybe more Luke or even Grover??
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