perpetually toothing

it is really funny that discord decided to do some extremely high effort bit for april fools complete with get a pop-up for the bit, supposedly thinking this was a ridiculous thing that would surely be parsed as a bit! but then everyone i know (including me) saw a pop-up when they opened discord about some shit and went "oh ok discord is rolling out a new feature i couldnt care less about and forcing me to know about it via pop-up. whatever" and dismissed it entirely like every other new stupid discord feature. i wonder if this is a good sign for how your userbase feels about your app

Ok let me get this straight: you cruelly remove my primary olfactory apparatus then smugly hold it between your fingers saying “got your nose!” and are now expecting to be forgiven because it was “satire”????

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

If I was hunting and I saw some gatherable berries, I’d be like. That’s none of my business

i made this post in like 2015, making fun of the kind of #90skids nostalgiabait you saw with the same phrase and characters from dexter’s lab hey arnold catdog etc, replaced with these meme characters that at the time were just fading in popularity a couple of years before. now more than 10 years later, with people reblogging this i feel the ironic detachment of the original post has rusted and collapsed, and what’s left is a bunch of people that really remember these guys…and their childhood was awesome!