bitch i'm tired

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

OH MY GOD?????????

*obsesses over underdeveloped characters* if your writers won’t love you, I will.

thanks

Ok, but yeah. I want to work more than 15 hours a week. I genuinely love the challenge with what I do. 15 seems, oddly tiny? Where did this number come from?

the whole point of capitalism is to maximize both the demand and the supply for a product, in many cases creating new avenues of consumption and production that didn’t exist prior. Huge amounts of resources and time are used up to synthesize unnecessary activities and products. Simplicity is the sharpest knife.

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

Animals can sense evil

Let’s bring this back on this great day of our lord November 8, 2020. If Biden has better luck with a bald eagle, I’m gonna shit my pants laughing.

everyone knows too muchh

*me after oversharing for the 934875309450 time*

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

Additional: over-explaining everything because you're scared of not making sense or people thinking you're stupid BUT everyone you know gets mad at you because they somehow think you're over-explaining because you think they're dumb and they feel offended

[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

some of u guys still gotta learn what "cringe culture is dead" means apparently

like what reason is there for making fun of ppl for liking lemon demon or nirvana. what's the point in laughing at ppl for liking furbies and putting "core" after things and liking hlvrai. what do u get out of it. you cant be saying "end cringe culture" and shit and then make fun of people for liking things.

this is ok to reblog btw. ngl i encourage it

Valerius, after taking a xanax pill, standing alone in the kitchen at 3 AM eating cheese and sipping from a glass of wine: Self care.

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*