well that caught me off guard

the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

One of the most jarring moments of my university education was in a physics class when I was given a device that measures gravity and was told “this cost the university sixteen thousand dollars, but the only glass blower in the world who could make the glass springs inside it died so it’s literally irreplaceable. If you drop it those springs will shatter. Go fuck around with it for a day and take some measurements”

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

The lyrics "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know" hit differently in the age of climate change

Sometimes I think about those old photographs from the late 1800s of snow drifts taller than a person, right in the heart of major cities, and then I think about how for the last 3 years we haven't had enough snow here to cover the grass.

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

They should invent an essay where you just do research forever and then you never write anything

every time i call my mutuals by name im like god what if that was just some random person's name in their description. christ

a tumblr mutual is like the curator of a beautiful museum

No it's actually wild that "this has GOT to be the exact same emotional mental and physical feeling as getting eaten alive limb by limb" is not a commonly quoted meme by anyone other than the people who've read a satire dsmp rpf crackfic. The masses would go crazy over this

I wish there were a universal, low-brainpower, nonverbal way to communicate to my friends that says "hey I'm thinking about you but I don't have anything to say, nor do I have the wherewithal for a conversation right now anyway" via text message but I'm so so so upset that the original Facebook messenger Poke feature was the closest to anyone getting the right idea

Shoutout to women just because