Candice

I’ve learned that the key to having a successful April Fool’s Day is to celebrate just a little early. You get the big pranks out of the way so people let their guards down and think you’re done and then you can still strike them with some little ones the day of. I can also use this day to help others who are stuck for ideas. So if anyone wants some good pranks ideas, my suggestion would be to text your mum or whoever with the phrase ‘got 2 grams for $40.’ If you’re not feeling that, then text a friend from an unknown number with ‘I’m pregnant’ and watch some great things unfold. Anyways, I’m Daniel. I promise I’m not a huge asshole. I just really get into the holiday spirit. How’s everyone doing?

I feel like the ‘I’m pregnant’ joke is too overdone at this point. It’s no longer original. If you pull anything on me you can bet I will get you back. But you wouldn’t do that right?