Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.
"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
"You could have killed someone!"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"Well that was unexpected."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"I can’t even look at you."
"Why are you wearing that?"
"You’re all out of ____."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"Are you threatening me?"
"Where did you find this?"
"I think I’m falling in love with you. "
"Are you even listening to me?"
"What were you thinking?"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Give me another chance."
"Don’t you dare come near me!"
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"You mean everything to me."
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"What are you afraid of?"
"I miss you so very much."
"No, that can’t be my baby."
"Just five more minutes."
"No! You can’t die on me now!"
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"What are we doing here?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"I’m not speaking to you anymore."
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"That looked easier on TV."
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"I didn’t know you could do that."