ugh

Ya ever just inhale to flex on John McCain?

free him

Pawb

Blessed image

me and the girls on spring break

I would have loved this a thousand years ago! Much easier than just cutting one open!

This is the most cursed reblog I’ve ever had

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

WHAT!!!!!

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

anybody else a gay demon?

I’m not gay but I will join your demon collective

uhhh no you will Not