just the way you are

He is. And you’re both great. I will! I think pushing a baby out of you is definitely one of the most badass things anyone can do, so that’s the top of your list. There had been other moments, but I’m sure birthing an actual child wins! 

We’re totally both amazing, if I do say so myself! I can honestly say that I have never felt more bad ass than I did in that moment, but there’s definitely some other things on there, like that time I handled not going complete bonkers - well, all the time, actually. I’ve been in some action movies recently that I’ve been able to tote a gun in; that’s pretty up there, too. Just being me is pretty bad ass. All of this should be read like I think I’m pretty awesome, okay.

That’s fair! Acting is a good life, once you’re in the business. For the most part. Even if you don’t need a fallback it’s still fun to learn things. 

It took me a moment to picture you as Castle but once I did I can’t stop. It wont go away! Then  you as Jane is oddly fitting as well but mostly because I can see Anna as Maura in the situation. Anna is more Beckett with the teasing attitude but Maura at the same time? This conversation is hurting my head. How were your cookies and milk?!

Anna is so totally Maura. We’ve had in depth conversations about how we are them and they are we... Just you know, said in better English, of course. I can honestly say that the episode where they got to ‘go to Mars’ solidified everything because I would have been just as giddy as Castle was to be able to do so! And Anna would have definitely been Kate. All she did was roll her eyes and laugh encouragingly, which is damn near the definition of her and I. But yeS! She’s also Maura to a T. My milk and cookies were so damn good, Steph. I had to eat them all, so there wasn’t any left for the kids to fight over, obviously, and I slept like such a happy camper. 

I don’t know why i imagined your version of a crime show as a cartoon but it works, and i’m going with it. Your signature meal would be the cookies and chocolate milk, like popeye; you’d have your own theme tune! 

COULD YOU IMAGINE? A cartoon crime show would be crazy to watch. I don’t think it would hold such dramedy, but there would definitely be funny/kid like times... which we all know is me. Cookies and chocolate milk are the way to go, and you know it, Sarah. I bet I could probably invite you to join me on such a meal, and you’d be super happy doing so! Especially if it were alcoholic chocolate milk - delicious!

I’ve never seen Rizzoli & Isles but I have heard such amazing things about it. I want to start it at some point. I have never sat down and watched Castle straight through but I do love what I have seen. When it comes to crime shows, I really enjoyed CSI when it was on. 

Honestly, you should have started watching it some time ago because it’s amazing, but I’ll let it slide for now... Start watching soon, though! I promise it’s one of the best things you’ll ever do - on both shows! They’re amazing, if you like crime dramas with a sense of humor at times. Both Jane and Castle act like overgrown children, but they also keep things serious when necessary, which is the story of my life. I’ve never watched much of CSI, but NCIS is good! In the early seasons, at least. 

Every time we watch I can’t help but laugh at their mannerisms because they are so you! Castle and Jane’s childlike behaviors mixed with their intelligence and compassion are basically you encompassed. Never stop loving life as they do; but maybe stay away from seeking that lifestyle out. The last thing I want in life is to get a phone call saying you’ve been shot or to watch it happen.

Seriously, though. And whenever Castle gets overly excited about something that makes Kate roll her eyes with a smile, it’s you. I promise you that I will always love life more than many could ever hope to! And you’ll never have to worry about me being put in a situation where any of that will happen. I can’t even begin to imagine how bad it would hurt to be shot. Plus you know, I’ve got too much in my life that could be mucked up with all of that. 

I think I just realised why I love you so much. You’re so very Castle. I can’t say I’ve ever really seen Rizzoli & Isles but I feel I may have to now, just to understand you a bit better. You can be a badass! I mean, I’ve rarely seen it, but I know you can.

I am actually Castle. He’s me in another life. And I think you should totally check out Rizzoli & Isles! It’s a show that will suck you in before you even know what’s going on. I can totally be bad ass. I pushed a baby out of me. I honestly think that was the most bad ass I’ve ever been. Okay, I’ve been bad ass a few times, but that was pretty up there.

I believe you can be bad ass! You have kids, that makes you an automatic bad ass. Are you really going to take up some courses? I always think of studying something but… time. 

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There’s a bounce house? And I didn’t think this place could possibly get any better! You just proved me wrong. Yeah, I can see that. I can’t wait to go exploring. It’s lovely to meet you too, Brittany. Thank you, if you do it then that saves me the job.

A BOUNCE HOUSE! It’s literally the greatest room in the whole place, if you ask me, but I’m also a bit bias on the matter. I snuck kisses in that bad boy some years ago, and it kind of just won my heart over... even though it was already a favorite! I recommend there and probably the ball pit. It’s pretty awesome in there! I can’t say I’ll actually follow through with pinching you, but I can at least find a way to bring you back to reality. 

God this is mad ‘init? Never thought I’d find myself on an island full of just celebs, blimey! ‘Ello everybody, I’m sure no one knows who I am so I’ll just go ahead and introduce myself. I’m Danny and I have to pinch myself every five minutes because I can’t believe I’m here. 

And not only is it an island full of celebrities, but there’s a bounce house to boot! So, there’s a bunch of things for you to do around here as well as just be super duper stoked that you’re on an island. It’s nice to meet you, Danny! I’m Brittany, and I promise to pinch you, if I see you, okay?