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Oh yes, the newborn stage. All those loud, sleepless nights... Didn't deal with that, though. Parker was chiiiiiill.

It’s official; I’m weak.

I went to the thrift store in town with Chanel to help her pick out some baby clothes, and i totally wound up picking out a bunch of baby clothes we (being Octavia and I) don’t need.

Sometimes I forget about my readers, I really only use this for work.

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…You’ve read my diary before. Many times. I literally had to get a diary with a lock on it because you read it and got mad at me.

You kinda went to jail because you got mad at me?

C’mon, it’s hard not to share that kinda gossip! Do you know how hard it was for me not to text Otis or Robin? They’d be eating this up!

Actually, they probably would have figured it out before I did! And I can’t garuntee Robin would’ve kept it to herself!

It sounds like you and your friends need to learn to stay outta people’s business. 

EW! How do I keep forgetting that?! 

People gotta start throwing these things out when they’re done!!

But if that leaves ¾ of the ladies that are usually around camp out of the question…

…Oh my god, no way. It’s gotta be-

Hey, listen, I know it’s probably real exciting to go and put pieces together like that, but this is a really personal thing. It’s best you leave Chanel alone, if she wants to tell us about this, she will.

It’s best to stay outta this and let her handle it.

Trying to find who it belongs to, It’s not Gwen’s and it’s not mine, either.

It’s not Octavia’s, is it? Cause this feels like a weird place to take one of these. Please tell me I didn’t just spoil that for you.

A) We’re not pregnant, we’ve been on like the HIGHEST levels of birth control since Parker was born.