heads will roll

SAGE: I'm an impatient woman.

SAGE: For you? Tuesday night?

SCOUT: ur kinda hot when ur bossy tho

SCOUT: tuesday sounds dope

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SCOUT: ill txt u when im outside the station?

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ROWAN: Consider me intrigued??

ROWAN: I can help you interpret what it means.

SCOUT: it was u, me, and that secluded corner booth at acup

Drunk me at a diner would be all over grilled cheese with ketchup, and then an ice cream sundae to wash it all down. 

That’s a solid diner order, RB.  Remind me to get you good and drunk after the next BOTB and lead you to the nearest diner. 

Most things in life would be made better with a side of chocolate chip pancakes though, if we’re being honest. Did you get them on the house, at least?

I did!  It’s pretty cool their vet discount includes ex linecooks.  

All you did was wind up there and eat? Honestly surprised you didn’t end up slinging hotcakes off the griddle yourself, Solano. It’s not like you couldn’t do it while drunk in the first place. And least we forget the Rumcakes of 2018.

How’d the show go? Bring the house down?

I’m just as surprised as you, bro!  I almost asked to work the grill for old time’s sake, but then my food came and I had better things to do!  We need to recreate those Rumcakes.  Our best invention since our last best invention.  

Hot take: M&Ms are better in pancakes than chocolate chips. 

Holy shit... I’ve never even thought about that.  You’re going places, kid!  

I haven’t drunk walked of shame in quite a long time, but chocolate chip pancakes really seem like they’d make it better. I’m still a sucker for the smiley face stacks that people have. The whipped cream hair just kills me!

Those smiley face stacks are made with love everytime!  I’m a sucker for doing it Mickey Mouse style with a couple of silver dollar pancakes as the ears.  Now that’s comfort food!  

Why do I suddenly feel nostalgic for that greasy ass diner? 

‘Cause they still got the best breakfast in the city even if I’m not the one making it anymore! 

TINA: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

TINA: I may need to visit said skatepark at some point for...research.

SCOUT: i'll do u one better i got video

SCOUT: but its on my work camera so i had to upload it

SCOUT: [video attached]

SCOUT: im so proud of him!!

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KATE: I'd say about a 98% chance, especially after that delicious meal.

KATE: I'd like to attend one of your shows again too. I don't even know if the current band name is the same!

SCOUT: i better play my cards right, I dont wanna mess with that 2% chance I blew it

SCOUT: we’re in the process of rebranding

SCOUT: I suggested Destiny’s Child Support but it got veto’d SO FAST

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SAGE: so if my memory serves me correct, you owe me dinner.

SCOUT: ur usually rushing thru dinner to get to dessert 😏

SCOUT: im gonna keep my word tho

KATE: Good.

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KATE: I'd tell you that you have excellent timing. I was just looking for something to eat. Be there in 20.

[the next day]

KATE: Sounds like you deserve a reward after all that hard work.

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KATE: None unless they include being at your place within the next hour. What do you say?

SCOUT: ya? i wont argue with you there

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KATE: Consider me wooed.

KATE: So why haven't you invited me over yet?

KATE: You're really dropping the ball here. 😏

SCOUT: the long answer is: i've been up to my tits in reshoots all week

SCOUT: the short answer is: im a dumass

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SCOUT: DOG

SCOUT: ON

SCOUT: A

SCOUT: SKATEBOARD!!!!

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