the way i am

Did you know that frogs never drink?

What happens when all they want to do is drink their sorrows away?

I just thought it was kind of cute but I guess so, there’s that too.

...But hey! High school sweethearts. That's a thing sometimes. A great thing. Maybe not 85% of all people, but a good chunk! Yeah?

It’s usually much safer. I’ll give it that.

Safer, more convenient, and no social interaction necessary. Fair deal, I'd say.

That’s deep.

As deep as it gets, Jasper.

…I guess so…

Come on, now, don't look so disappointed. Over seven billion people on this earth and you want to limit yourself to the people here?

You weren’t at all excited after the Homecomin’ game? That was a damn good game, if I say so myself.

Don't get me wrong, it was an exciting atmosphere! I just...don't get particularly riled up watching football. Any sport, really.

I wouldn’t feel too bad. Sports ain’t for everyone.

Oh, it doesn't bother me very much. I prefer the virtual world of sports than the real world, to be quite honest.

…Twitter.

I rest my case. Nice thought, though.

No way! I swear, it’s a fact.

Come on, Thisbe. Where'd you find said fact? Was it a credible source?

No kidding. How often do you practice ballet?

85%? That's a joke.

Well, that's hardly any fair. Instead you're forced to learn about the logistics of dodgeball and take exams over the material? Ridiculous, if you ask me.

Totally serious—- I mean I can’t promise meeting Jim Carrey, but who knows who we’ll see plus free movies. I dunno, it sounds nice to me.

I'm not saying it doesn't sound nice, I'm just saying it doesn't sound realistic.