Meanderation

there are more nipples in the world than people

This fucked me up big time.

it would only take one super-villain to change this

person: are you gay? me: no person: so you’re straight me: nope person: then what are you??? me: ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent concentrated pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

Oh my god though. 

#life hacks: devour all the opposing teams players to win efficently

That, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies 

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

#welsh isn’t real#it’s an alien language#y'all landed on this planet and tried to use our latin alphabet to describe your speech#but it can only do so much

“GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY.”

“Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy.”

I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF

Oh God…and Harry flirting shamelessly with Fred and George and them flirting back just to piss Ron off…..I need it

Ron wakes up to harry wearing a different Weasleys sweater every morning

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