shameless

001. tell the world about my brother and my mental illness— since his death, it’s been incredibly hard for me to talk about it, but i don’t like hiding such an important part of myself from my friends and my fans. it’s just time everyone knows because there’s no reason to hide it anymore. 

002. actually be myself more— for the longest time, i’ve tried to act like this heartless, over-sexualized douche bag, because i thought that’s what people wanted to see. i though it would make people like me. sure, i got famous pretending to be that person, but it’s honestly exhausting to keep up the facade, and i’d rather have people not like me than like me for someone i’m not. 

003. learn to accept help when i need it— i think the major problem comes from those high school years when i felt like i couldn’t talk to any of my old friends or let them know how bad i was because they’d call me crazy or wouldn’t understand. my friends now are a lot more accepting and open, and i need to learn to let them in and actually tell people what’s wrong when i’m upset rather than just cutting off from everyone. 

sacha: i know that i meant the new stuff like

sacha: the fanart

sacha: yeah, it is cute tbh

camden: you know what'd be funny

camden: we could recreate some of the cute kissy ones and take a picture and tweet it and watch them lose it

sacha: check your mentions

sacha: or my mentions

sacha: or search up #sachamden

camden: oh

camden: I mean yeah everyone thinks we're dating that's nothing new

sacha: hey have you checked twitter lately?

“I guess dirtying shoes is inevitable, but walking around with sticky gum stuck to your shoes could get pretty annoying, wouldn’t it? Oh, please no. I couldn’t imagine ever touching someone’s already chewed gum. I use to feel sick when I accidentally touched the gum stuck under desks inside my old classrooms!”

“Oh, I mean, get a napkin or something to pull it off so you don’t have to actually touch it. That was the worst, yeah! It’s disgusting.” 

“hell yeah they deserve a home, homie. that’s the stuff i like to hear, i like you already. yeah man, zack and cody was my shit. i grew up on all of that. i’m happy someone caught the reference.”

“Well, I’m glad. You seem great, too! We should go and adopt all the animals, wipe ‘em clean. Management might be mad, but I mean... doggies. I always liked Zack and Cody, it was one of the better ones. Remember when they made a spin off of them all on, like, a boat? That was so weird, but somehow it worked.”

“for real, all this pineapple-on-pizza hate needs to stop. there are far bigger issues for y’all to be policing; racism, homophobia… shit, people are dying out there, y'know. combining sweet and savoury ain’t some sketchy crime; it ain’t sacrilege. c’mon. let me eat this cheesy slice of hawaiian in peace, damn.”

“Fuck, I love pineapple on my pizza! I thought I was the only one. Everyone makes a huge deal out of it, but it’s so good. It makes the pizza lighter, you know? Like it’s fresh and it breaks up the really heavy sauce and cheese. It’s like a little explosion of sunshine on a pizza, how could anyone not want that?”

ok, but are you trying to tell me that Chris Brown didn’t have the best album this year followed by Bryson Tiller? I mean don’t get me wrong, I’m all for loving yourself but lets be realistic, nothing you dropped surpassed theirs.

“I mean, I refuse to listen to Chris Brown’s music because he’s a piece of shit, but Bryson Tiller’s was pretty good. I don’t really think it’s the best, though. Sorry.. who are you? And how big is your superiority complex that you think you have final say on what’s good and what isn’t?”

just a heads up, if we’re ever out in public together — there’s probably a 99.99% chance that I will lose my shit if I see a dog. i don’t care if that dog is TEN feet away from me, i will inevitably squeal with pure excitement and drag you with me to say hi to it. and then you might, you just might, have to make sure I don’t steal it. I just really fucking LOVE dogs, okay? sue me.

“Me too! We need to have our dog concert soon to attract all the dogs in the world. It’ll be amazing. I love dogs so much, they’re so pure. We don’t deserve them. It’s the best feeling in the world when you see a dog straining on its leash to come see you. It’s like.. like, pure bliss!”

“alright so someone tell me, what’s the animal/pet policy here? because like a god damn fool i just paid the local SPCA a visit and my heart is telling me to adopt every fucking animal in that place. the fact that they don’t have a home is probably going to keep me up and night and you guys don’t want to see jonah garcia julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez without his beauty sleep. he’s a mess. and doesn’t actually have that many names. promise.” 

“I’m pretty sure we’re allowed to have whatever pets we want. I mean, a bunch of people have dogs, so I’d say just go for it. Those poor puppies and kitties deserve a home! Isn’t that from, like, a disney show or something? What was it, Zack and Cody? My little brother used to watch that all the time when I was babysitting him!”

“So apparently I have a curse where every time i wear new shoes I immediately get them dirty. My new heels just got nice and comfy with some sidewalk gum just now. Anyone got any magic tricks up their sleeves that’ll help me with this mess?”

“I mean.. they are shoes. They’re all gonna get dirty sooner or later. Have you just tried pulling it off and using soap and water or something? I’m sure it’ll come off easy!”

“exercise, excessive protein consumption, and more exercise; that’s the ticket to a ripped, beefy bod. you’re gonna have a decent sixpack and pecs in no time. kick this ass gently, dude. don’t wanna hurt me. shh, pipe down. quit tryin’ to spoil me, babe. hold on to that hard-earned dough. don’t you have cuter people to buy shit for? there, dude; right there’s why you’re the brains of this whole operation. we’ll chow down, and then attempt a shopping spree. i swear, guac gives me superhuman abilities, bro. like popeye with spinach.”

“Yeah, I know. I may not be, like, a body builder, but I’ve got a six pack! Honestly, I’m okay with my body, I just wanna stay healthy. Nah, don’t worry, I’d never hurt you. Well.. maybe there’s someone cuter out there, but you’re the cutest one I see right now, so you’re gonna take my gifts and like it, damn it. Also, keep callin’ me babe. I try, I try. We need a power up before we go shopping, it’s a pretty exhausting thing to do. I love it, though! Oh my god, that’s hilarious! Are you gonna suddenly grow major pecs and completely hulk out as soon as you eat some guac?”

“It is, but you if you want to shop for yourself, you can. I always do because my legs are freakishly long and they always get my size wrong. McDonald’s is actually really gross? I mean, I tried it for the first time when I got here and the chicken sandwich was so gross like why would anyone pay for trash like that? Cam, the way to my heart is definitely food, so of course I’m not going to pass up you cooking for me. Hmm, well if it tastes good then I’m not passing it up. So do I! There’s nothing like that back home and it’s so boring.”

“Oh, damn, how fancy. Nah, your legs are beautiful. Yeah, it’s disgusting! Everything is horrible for you and frozen, it sucks. I like to make my own food so I know what’s in it and I know it’s healthy. Well, how about I make you dinner tonight? Whatever you want, I can do it! Yeah, there’s really not much at all in Wyoming. It’s your typical small town, and it got kinda dull. Greece sounds so exciting, though.” 

“It is, trust me. You walk in and pretty much everyone that everyone that works there caters to your every whim. I mean, salad’s good, but it all depends on where you get it. Like, you can’t go to McDonald’s and expect a good salad, especially since their salads have more fat than their hamburgers. Whoa, a decade. I don’t think I could ever go on a diet, my Lord I eat food like it’s no one else’s business and I don’t care. Yes, exactly! I vote since we’re going to The Grove that we go to Johnny Rockets which is the cutest 50s themed diner in the entire world!”

“Wait, is it one of those places where you just tell some worker to go get you something in your size, you don’t actually look for it yourself? I thought those only existed in movies. Yeah, you can’t get anything good at McDonald’s. Hey, you should let me cook for you sometime! I taught myself how to cook healthy food that actually tastes good. Oh, that sounds cute! I love shit like that.”