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I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlieās teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars youāre probably not gonna win. Just like the lottery. Just like how all of the other winners of the tickets bought a shit ton of bars. Except Charlie, who just got lucky. And Charlie was originally black. Literally the whole point of the book was that wonka wanted to give the less fortunate a fair opportunity and it wasnāt fair because the system isnāt fair.
Stop the car.
Charlie was originally black?!?!
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He was and Mr. Dahl was forced to make him white. Also his widow has spoken and confirmed that as well.

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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didnāt come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.
this is the kind of content i came here for
he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent
this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
Itās by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?
Actually, itās Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is farā¦farā¦.worse.
Sorry, Iām about to geek the hell out.
The movie is captivating, but the book is twenty kinds of terrifying, even now, ten years after I first read it. As disturbing as the movie may have been to some, the things Selick added really serve to cushion just how horrific the story really is.
First of all, the character of Wybie does not exist in the book. Coraline is facing all of this nearly alone, with her only help coming from the sly comments of the cat, a warning from the circus mice, and the stone given to her by her neighbor, presented with no comment but that it āmakes the unseen seen.ā
Second, the Other Parents are never quite as warm (and, dare I say, normal) as they are in the gifs above. Theyāre described as having paper-white skin and the Other Motherās hair is said to move on its own, and her long, red, claw-like nails donāt ease any uncertainty that she is absolutely, positively up to no good. The first time Coraline meets them, they (and the rest of the Others) seem to be playing roles (for whatever reason, Coraline does not seem to pick up on this), like they all know what to say and what to do and are simply waiting for Coraline to make her move in their terrifying play world. This is shown to be partly true when the Other Parents tell her they know sheāll be back soon after she refuses the buttons - this time, to stay.
Third, the Other Mother commits atrocities that really should not have been in a book for anyone not fully grown up. She physically deforms the world around Coraline to slow her progress in their game beyond any mild traps the movie portrays, and, instead of turning the Other Father into the wandering pumpkin-thing seen in the film, she simply ceases to use him and throws his body away in the cellar, leaving him to rot with whatever bit of sentience he has left. She begins to lose her touch, as Coraline gains the upper hand. Her world doesnāt just become a nightmare - it falls apart completely. No creepy but oddly cool bug furniture here, just the house that now appears to be a childās drawing. Whatever the Other Mother is (a beldame, but something tells me sheās much more ancient and powerful than that), she does not give half a hump about what she has to do to ensnare Coraline. Destroy the supporting characters of her twisted creation? Done. Allow herself to be dismembered to ruin Coralineās life in the normal world? Not even gonna bat an eyelash.
On a final, personal note, imagine eight year-old me, ignored by my parents, absorbed in the story and identifying with Coraline from the start. Imagine me finishing this bloodcurdling book and immediately thinking of my basement, where there is still a locked door that my grandmother swears up and down is nothing more than a storage room, but has not once in my (or my motherās) lifetime unlocked.
Can you see why this book still scares me?
Fun fact I learned from seeing neil gaiman speak: when he first wanted the book published, his editor said it was too scary. He suggested she read it to her young daughter, and then decide. So she did, and her daughter wasnāt afraid, and it was published. Years later, Gaiman was sitting next to that daughter at an event and told her this story, and she said āoh I was terrified I just didnāt want to tell my momā.
Coraline WAS too scary to be published, but exists anyway because a girl lied to her mother.
@neil-gaiman, is this true about the publisherās daughter?
It was my literary agent, Merrilee Heifetz who read it and said āyou canāt seriously expect this to be published as a childrenās book.ā So I suggested she read it to her daughters. And she called me back a week later and said āThey love it and they werenāt scared at all. Iāll take it to Harper Childrenās.ā
A decade later, at the Opening Night of the Coraline musical, I was sitting next to Morgan, Merileeās youngest daughter, and told her how her not being scared had made the book happen. And she said āI was terrified. But I needed to find out what happened next. So nobody knew.ā
So, yes.
I finally did it! I finished the thing!
Hoo boy itās like I completely forgot how damn hard the process of animating is. But hey, I got to the end eventually.
Anyway, please enjoy this short animation of Jester casting Spirit Guardians, modeled after Sailor Venusā Love and Beauty Shock attack sequence.

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At a protest in Atlanta
You donāt know how true this is.
Real life story time:
Earlier this year, I was walking back home from the grocery store when suddenly I was stopped by police because I āFit the descriptionā of a armed robbery suspect. Now unless that armed robber was a 5'4" 200 pound woman whose hands were full of Harris Teeter grocery bags, I seriously doubt it.
Further more, I saw the police car that stopped me as I got off the bus. I know they saw me get off the buss because we made eye contact. You can imagine my surprise when they came zooming after me a block down, jumping out of their cars and ordering me to stop with their guns drawn.
I was detained for over an hour as more police came, illegally searched me and my belongings, and called a drug sniffing dog. They were just searching for a reason to justify their illegal actions. Thankfully, that time I was physicallly unharmed. But now when I go out anywhere, Iām constantly looking over my shoulder. Shuddering every time a police car goes by because Iām afraid of āfitting the descriptionā again.
Unfortunately, this has happened to my dad at a festival š He āfit the description,ā of a purse-snatcher. Even after he calmly showed the police officer his camera bag, the cops were still on him and tried to catch him off-guard while me, my mom and my sister were checking out the wares people were selling. Thankfully, they caught the actual guy before my dad was caught in a scene.