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fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

how about you eat my shit and hair

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

i’m a fan of…… mischief

Me flirting: don’t sleep.

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

it got better!!

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

I wonder if you ever talked about me to someone.

When you shake it, jar jar clinks.

my computer screen is brighter than my future

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

really tho

‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark