wired in

“ awe calvin— we missed you too. ”

“never thought i’d miss you too, bro…..sike! i knew i would, jokes on me.”

“ well, did you at least miss me?”

“ you know what you gotta do to get rid of your brazilian blues ?? get yourself a girl with a brazilian wax a n d a brazilian blow dry…. should be easy, i know a ton. “

“Please. Brazilian beaches have many things, but they don’t have me, so they can’t be that beautiful…”

“Yeah I think I would have stayed. Brazil is beautiful.“

╚ ✘ — ❛ i knew it felt like SOMETHING was missing. how ya been, man ?  ❜ 

“then why don’t you just go back ??”

Saying tonight would probably be inappropriate, huh?

Uhm… no, just ignore that part. That’ll be for my artistic muse, only. We’ll just stick to the tall dark and handsome savior part.

How did you not see it before? It’s headlines! ‘Tall, dark and handsome steals spotlight from skinny, shrewd and crass in the mind of a beautiful blonde. Blonde wins art art competition.’

↳ SNAPGRAM: @CalvinHooper has checked out

So many people over the last 5 years that have told me how Snapgram has made an impact in their lives but what I know for sure is that is the life it has most affected is mine. A college project I started as a student 5 years ago grew into one of the most successful social media platforms around and I am so thankful for everyone that believed in my vision and ability, I am indebted to you forever. As of March 1st I will be stepping down from my role as CEO of Snapgram and passing over my day to day responsibilities to the incredible team that have built this company with me. This wasn’t an easy decision to make but I would be nowhere if I hadn’t followed my heart and this is no different. I leave Snapgram in very capable hands and am very excited to see what is it’s and my next chapter 💛

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