callum’s corner

I’m a filthy waist grabber, a perverted neck kisser

I am not a domesticated fox. I am a fox that has been raised in captivity and cannot be ethically released into the wild. There’s a difference.

Anyway being pulled into bed and wrapped in fluffy blankets and held captive until I sleep for at least 48 hours would fix me

Love Sir Mix-a-Lot and bbno$’s music I don’t know what makes it so special but like they’re music is such a vibe as a lesbian. Something about the unadulterated attraction to women without grossly objectifying them just hits as a futch sapphic.

soft girls ! fat girls ! big girls ! rounded faces ! tummies ! stretch marks ! big thighs !! big arms !! pretty,, 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💖✨

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to adore them with your whole being

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature