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weirdo posting here. my main blog (tuba) is more family-friendly :] this one is not! 18+ only. i post nonsense + occasionally suggestive mediocre art and writing (shameful ao3 plug), but relatively general content. more info under the cut cause i ramble

i have a strawpage now! wow

general dni applies. radfem, radqueer, zionist, proship, tcc. don’t act like you don’t know what this means im so tired

alr that’s it ily

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wirelessmousegirl

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Objectum Sex with my pooltoy wife

#aweosme #no no its great

spicerackgames

my femdom monsterfucker demo is now done! I'M FREEEE

if you wanna learn more about it / download it, it's here on itch.io!

features:

nameable fem mc (default is mercedes!)

14,000+ words

5 nonhuman guys to meet (+1 monster bestie)

a fun li'l dressup minigame

enjoy 🫶🏽 (any bugs you catch, just inbox me or comment on my devlog on itch!)

#oh my god. oh my god. i need to play this oh my god #this fucks severely

they should invent a dentists office where you can jack off while it’s happening

#ideally they do it but that may be a pseudo brothel

ive been postaldead here for a little while but im going to lick the sweat off of flesh and wire dude’s neck do you fucking see his throat oh my god

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dogpuppy

#i have written several descriptions of an intensely fuckable theoretical nuclear city #that slowly kills its 'inhabitants' that work in half a year increments in sealed work stations #where the closer you work towards its core/erogenous zone the more it teases you.#it tries to kill you often and painfully. for example forcefully tangling its wires up in a ceiling you have to crawl into via vents to fi #because you have a family at home and you *need* the money. but it doesn't care about that. it's a city and a machine #it tangles its wires around you to hold you still trying to electrocute you knocking over your very precious and rare resources to soak you #to make it easier for it. and it never works. it plays with you. it makes you pull apart its wiring and assembly and it needs it.#it loves the control it has over you. you have to service it. you depend on the city. you depend on its machinery even though it hurts.#it makes you suffer and it has no capacity to care. it pulls you into its wirebeds. it makes you think your exhaustion is killing you.#of course; why would you set it up that way when you wake up with a metal panel from the ceiling cutting into your side?#didn't you check it was all in place? you did: you could swear you did. the city isn't alive.#but maybe it is a little warmer that day when you touch its dashboard. when you pull its door open and disembark from the core for rations #maybe there's a lull in this city. maybe it's digesting you.

stockholmgf

think i wanna get beat up w/ aftercare so i can experience someone feeling remorse for treating me badly

garecc

A detective tied up bondage style from the red strings on his cork board

#and it's because of his rival slash companion slash something more #'the inspector with the red strings in the run down apartment to promote the occult'#dont worry buddy he'll be seeing god after that

fuckedelf

#why's the guy in the back look like the dude from shoot from the hip #this is the type of cover that used to be on middle aged soccer mom porn back when it was respectable

softpastels-2910

Holy sunny daze references! Took me days and here ya go

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acheh

best thing i've ever done

the ass jiggle is so good idk how i did that

credits to francisdotmov on insta for the animation

im not putting this on main but technically irratin- is l-gic-'s sugar daddy and they're having brain sex

#alright i get one nsfw m*rdle post here (self imposed) im making use of it #greying l-gic-. he is also younger than tin- (a little). both are switches but tin- absolutely doms the hell out of that man #l-gic- begins to be pavlov'd into having a his fear response associated with dates/sex bc of sunday #hey man stop faking your fucking death every week maybe your partner will be able to watch scary movies again without getting hard #alright im putting dashes instead of os i do not want this in search. okay proceeding #tin- likes hypno play. l-gic- is extremely nonfavorable to this at first. he doesn't believe and doesn't like not having his faculties #im sure no one expected me to say (lie) this but two-way-street masochism. not sadism i dont think in a traditional sense.#they like hearing the other concede. i feel like overstimulation would become a common way to try and extrapolate it and after they're done #they're like “i lied by the way. here's why that guy wasn't possessed and it was actually magnetism” or “little did you know mercury was #actually in retrograde so there's no way fucklebuckle arnold would have had the butchers knife unless they were possessed"#not oxym-r-n based but l-gic- is into older men no doubt. however he would only date people who piss him off #i did write a fic about him dream threesome fucking mr shad-w and tin-.we dont need to talk about that one though #crazy if s-m is true or not. he writes about tin- like he is actively jerking it to him. 'ohhh fuck he's so mysterious and hot and rich'#if its canon he forgot about this guy he wanted to fuck in college just so bad #if it's made up he wrote FANFICTION about his partner. theres in-universe rpf and he just says #'yeah he cant use a computer. he wont know if i tell my publishers how hot he was when we were 20-25 years old' and ads to it #AND SO THE FUCKING BOOK/MOVIE FANS SEE THIS MAN WHO PRODUCED A MOVIE ABOUT HIS PARTNER FAKE DYING AND RUINING HIS LIFE #AND THEN HE RELEASES A BOOK ABOUT HOW HOT HE IS #i cant imagine being an in-universe fan how do you even go on. how do i explain this #picture dean winchester being a real guy producing a movie about himself dean winchester and then he writes fic about himself dean winchest #r fucking castiel #i dont know how to describe this. what the hell man sure #anyways very excited for the tv adaptation. drop the cast list and my life is yours. please keep flamboyant mobility aid magician. thats it #new update: oh yeah l-gic- was stroking it crazy style writing s-m. completely beliving he was huffing tin-s clothes to write it

darkcomedies

if you grew up in a sexually restrictive/off environment it’s kind of impossible to exaggerate the importance of a friend you can say the lewdest nastiest wettest squishiest things to no judgement

#i need this so badly you don’t even know man #i fucking hate it here i need to be a pervert. i need to be fucking disgusting and not for basic qualities #being gay isn’t interesting or lewd. my desire to fuck a pencil sharpener? alright maybe that one is

steampunktendencies

Old Pencil Sharpener in Action

#one of those days again #one is by far the hottest but the insertion in 3 is also quite good #sorry two. i feel nothing for you

crunchchute

dude and champ

#AWWWWWWWWWWW #champ the dog #postal dude #the picture.... oughhhh hes so cute

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eddoovi

checked my drafts. are you okay man do you want to talk about it

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