I Am Unwritten

crawling my way to the end of this semester

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

ITS BACK

That’s fantastic.

I SAAAID I WASNT BEING RACIST

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet away

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

i literally constantly have fear that im playing my music too loud in headphones and everyone can hear it and theyre all secretly judging my music taste

*sees yahoo answers in google search results* me: finally a reliable source

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

Launch these safely into space, I want alien races to see this and let it be their first solid impression of this godless planet.

oh my god