supercalifragilisticexpialideeznuts

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned

I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

self care is just going the hell to bed

*wakes up* what the fuck

AHEM

Guys that’s gay

what disease do beekeepers get

hives

hives is a skin reaction due to excess antihistimines not a disease

hives

antihistamines are drugs that are used to treat allergic reactions like hives, hives are a result of histamines. 

hives