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When it means I have to think about your dick, yes, I am.

Ya’ll, I ain’t gonna tell you the relief it is off my shoulders to know for sure I’m not going to that Homecoming bullshit, the money I was saving for a dress can now happily go to a new leather jacket, I’ve had my eye on one for months. I’m talkin’ real leather, quilting, the whole 9 yards. What about everyone else? Who’s gonna try to spike the punch bowl? Who’s gonna get dumped at the dance, take your guesses. 

It’s officially October and I am eagerly anticipating all the Fall fun that happens this month. I’ll take my pumpkin carving with a side of horror movies and ghost tours please and thank-you.

Shout out to the loser who made the slushie facial hit on of my girls. I don’t know where you’re all getting these brass set of balls all of a sudden but it’s definitely not appreciated and you will regret it.

Oh, because that’s certainly the biggest tragedy you’ve ever heard, right?

Really is, babe.

Your mamma and I still hate that you refer to yourself as that– it’s lame. 

I’m never lame.

I hear milk does the same thing.

Get me a sponsorship with whatever the fuck that is.

It’s alright. 

It’s part of a bit.

I have been, shits hard Noah; ain’t no one looking at some girl from Lima with a voice. Besides I do it for fun,Glee’s fun– better than watching you and your meathead friends.

Get sponsored by SquareSpace. 

Damn right I am~ I mean, that is true– and Mr. Shue wouldn’t know some good music if it slapped him in the face but Jane’s there. Ain’t no one around making a band that’s good enough.

And I don’t know why someone as pretty as you cares~ Sorry baby boy, suckers gotta hear me belt at all times. 

I don’t believe I would ever call anyone preemptive, more likely I would explain their actions as preemptive.

Thank you.

If you even try it you’re not riding in my limo.·

But how’re you gonna party without the Puckasaurous?

Is there a reason that you consider a lot of the New Direction members to be attractive and that causes it be a tragedy?

Cos it’s a waste.