Some people call me Maurice

Gimme

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

Seance by mai-coh

More proof that Cats are not nearly as graceful and agile as we give them credit for….

ITS FUCKING FEET

I CANT BREATHE

i cant right now omfg

I’m laughing until I cry at this gif someone please help me its 4 am

THIS IS NOT THE ADVENTURE FINN WANTED

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

And not that Denny’s. Let’s go to the good one across town.

The accuracy of this scares me so much

#Pinnochio learned how to deal with his problem and he dealt with it well

He was the first politician.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THAT COMMENT OH MY SHIT