I am gone for a while, sorry

Her features are amazing!!!

Thank you ☺️

I wonder if Bill Clinton is like, super hype for Hillary to be president, just so he can go check his secret hiding spots around the White House and see if his stuff is still there. I just imagine him prying up a floorboard, expecting his super cool army men toys to still be there, but there’s just a handwritten note (in crayon) that says “thanks for the kick ass toys eh heh heh - george w.” and his face just crumples. Hillary walks in to find him pouting with his face down on the floor, she asks him what’s wrong but his mumbled response is muffled by the carpet and she just throws up her hands in exasperation and walks away

- teammates that aren’t other engies or pyros with homewreckers slapping friendly engies’ buildings with their melee weapons in a heartfelt but otherwise useless attempt to show support/build morale

Kris Mukai

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

What a journey

this was an experience.

I loved every word of this. 

beautiful

indie

That went from 0 - 100 a lot faster than I predicted lol Truth!

Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂 truuuu