you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

I can’t stop thinking about this

when you finish givin’ Imhotep the nancy reagan treatment

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?????

link to the relevant section on Wikipedia

Man I hope they cancel standardized testing, any education professional can tell you it’s a bunch of useless horseshit that does nothing except make students and teachers miserable while utterly failing to accurately gauge understanding.

brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!

Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam