This too shall pass

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

“You do you” is just a polite version of “Go fuck yourself”

I’m that type of person who take the long way home to listen to more music

Or just sit in the trucka few extra minutes when I get home if a good song comes on.

Till Valhalla, brother.

:/

When a football coach has more honor than 4 shariffs combined….

“Is there friendly fire?” I ask to my teammate who is about to get very mad

That wiener drop was C R I T I C A L

Men who admit when they’re sad and let you hold them are so strong and absolute treasures.

The bar is so low

This really is such a low bar. I’m tired of men getting away with being emotionally immature. Like it’s awesome that you’re encouraging men to develop emotionally maturity but you don’t get applauded for doing something you’re supposed to do

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

@canadian-carbine

@picturedimagination

You say jizz every time you say oranges.

😋

Tag your porn dude!

@teamchevy9432