The Shits I Giggle

Happy emoji day.

Someday I'll spawn. #flashforwardsaturday (at Euroautosvc)

#day14 of #100daysofstandup is in the books early today.

Tonight's #100daysofstandup I did Set List at Flappers in Burbank. It was pretty great. #day12 #iThink?

Hollywood Hotel. Found some new jokes tonight. So that's fun. #100daysofstandup #day11 #phonepictureoffcomputer #classact

#100daysofstandup #day8 no plan today just hoping to find a new bit with which to play. Think I found it in "say hi to _____ for me."

#100daysofstandup #day7 with @joshmattingly and @nikecastle. Follow them.

This looks like I'm in an air sex competition. But I was just doing 10 minutes of dumb jokes. #100daysofstandup

A lot of new material tonight that I can now safely dispose of. #100daysofstandup #day4 #longlegs #aidedselfie

Super accurate internet quiz.

That is, of course, if my math is correct. This only took me 35 minutes to figure out. 

I built this last week. You can see more here: http://imgur.com/a/xO1nA#0