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In honor of #AprilFoolsDay, here’s one of @DomSherwood1’s best!

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Mara: Not cool.

Mara: Is it like the best sex in the world, or mediocre? I need an informed decision to be made here.

calla: depends on who you're having sex with I guess lmao I don't know your life

Jude: i've had ur name as cauliflower in my phone ever since autocorrect did one thing right

calla: I hate cauliflower

elijah: incorrect

elijah: also i said twenty and it's been ten

elijah: r u texting and driving?????

calla: the driver's bringing me

calla: jk texting at stop lights

aleah: have i ever failed u before??

aleah: don't answer that

calla: I mean probably

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elijah: i h8 u

elijah: [middle finger emojis]

elijah: ok i take those back but i still h8 u

calla: u spelled love wrong

calla: twice

aleah: u will thank me

calla: I mean probably not

Mara: I refuse to believe this is a real thing. I couldn't handle losing either of them in my life. Don't bring such dark topics to my texts!

calla: nope

calla: pizza or sex u have to choose or u lose them both

Jude: ppl call me rude jude. haha. hilarious

Jude: i am here all week

Jude: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

calla: I'm dropping the 'jude'

calla: from now on ur just rude

calla: made it official in my contacts

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“Okay, so I already ordered it and all you have to do from this moment onwards is eat it and thank me for being so fucking brilliant when it comes to, well, everything.” Elijah leaned back on his side of the booth, one leg sprawled across the remainder of his seat whilst blonde locks pressed against the wallpaper. “God how did you survive this long without me?”

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Brown eyes rolled as they often did in the presence of the blonde sitting in the booth opposite her. A smirk curled on the corners of her lips as she crossed her arms haphazardly across her chest, sinking into the seat to get comfortable. "I feel like there should have been a bet involved in this somehow." She shook her head before answering, "With pepperoni, green peppers and mushrooms like a normal person."

#it does feel kind of dateish #but pfft calla doesn't date #hoping this doesn't royally fuck up bc mobile #will tag properly later

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Jude: if we had a dog, i would b taking it with me rn

calla: rude af

elijah: don't :p me, this is 2016 gdi

calla: :p :p :p

#whatever u say asshole :)))

aleah: u bet ur sweet ass the next pizza we're ordering is going to have bacon on it

calla: gr8 lol

elijah: tru, but i have faith that u won't disappoint me :) :) :)

calla: we'll see :p

#u da real mvp

Jude: i am gonna hope u typod in ur text bc this will never work

calla: r u breaking up with me

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aleah: who hurt u, calla?

calla: every person that ever ate bacon on a pizza

calla: which will apparently include me in like 20

elijah: i am willing to sacrifice for the good of mankind

elijah: meet me in twenty, u know where

calla: I hope u know the fate of our friendship depends on bacon pizza

#shortest text ever lol #do u wanna do a thread?

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