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Absolutely fucking surreal start-of-the-movie vibe, calmly eating dinner in a restaurant while the TV describes the collapse of the global economy and I keep overhearing snatches from the surrounding tables about the coming plague

nah it only counts if you’re having a messy breakup with the woman you will tenderly reconcile with ninety minutes later

The other day I was delivering a pizza and there was on this guy’s lawn a newspaper perfectly oriented on one of the steps to his front door so you could just make out the words in bold print “PLAGUE FEARS DEEPEN” and I’m like yep that’s a movie trailer shot.

I hope as you came in you were listening to a song that is currently popular but not too expensive to license for the soundtrack

maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes