fuck you, cynthia

i! dont know who i am! who the fuck am i!!! what the fuck do i want to do in life!!! what are even my own interests besides the things i cling to!!! i dont know !!!!

If you were on Drunk History, what would you drink & what topic would you discuss?

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

you Used him

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

i love comforting nihilism. who cares, we’re all gonna die. eat that cake. buy that eyeshadow. be nice to people. you dont owe the world shit. the stars dont care about what we do. give anyway because why spend your eighty years on this rock miserable and making other people miserable. the sun is going to blow up and we’re all gonna die someday. make the most of what time you do have. use the fine china for taco night and microwave lunch. smell the flowers. tell a stranger they are beautiful. 

I can’t believe people actually use the term pop for soda like what is this footloose?

LISTEN. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.