Walking down the streets looking for female presen

Thinking about the time I commented on a fanfic saying it was one of the most in character works I’d ever read and they replied back with a thank you telling me they never actually saw the show, fascinating interaction

a moment of silence for everyone who expected that worm to bust out of that cocoon as a full fledged aaravos sexyman butterfly and ended up with a slime spitting goblin named sir sparklepuff

At this point goncharov is more real than ice adolescence

Kidnapper: *putting more duct tape over Pippin’s mouth* I said stop eating it

So basically what you're saying is, not only does my boy Adar have to deal with this lazy biatch of a dark lord (no offence he neat) who's coming to reap the fruit of his work and then lose because plot, but I will have to wait for about two years to see him again because they couldn't bother to cram in like a few seconds of uruk picking out new furniture at Ikea:Mordor in the last episode

My favourite character in Rings of Power is the random thrall of Morgoth who hated Sauron so much that he apparently fucked off to start a cult of orcs and made them all call him Daddy

The implication that Bruno jumped over that one hole he thought was the deep abyss for over ten years will never not make me scream.