oh boy, apples!

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

shout out to all of the tourists who get to see the real Boston attraction during the World Cup: the cop slide

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having ocs is like she's my daughter. she's my power fantasy. i'm giving her everything i hate about my personality. she's a war criminal. she's never done anything wrong in her life ever. i love her. i hate her. i'm making her life miserable. who did this to her. she's unlikeable but everyone should like her. she's baby. she does cocaine in the bathroom

still think it’s incredible they made a movie musical about pt barnum where the point is like love and accept yourself no matter who you are or what you look like <3 when pt barnum irl was like exploitation georg who lives in a circus and and dehumanizes 10,000 people daily. not sure how they came up with that one

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"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

animated tma bloopers are my favorite thing at the moment tbh. "you'll say blimey and you'll be glad of it" is playing on loop in my head

Some sort of scary creature just ripped leon kennedys buttcherks clean off.

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge