a fucking prick

@calamaricatchandrelease THE BUCKET

When is our date night?

Opening night, it's me and you and our venom bucket babes.

catch me requesting the time off.

@calamaricatchandrelease THE BUCKET

When is our date night?

I have no comment on this because one time I mentioned sex at a show and I thought Pete was gonna come through my laptop screen like in the ring and end my life.

The threat is still active.

A man never forgets that kind of fear.

i would love for jay to date my sister if they weren't all in love and romanced up with their own partners already, i think they would work very well together

betrayed.

christopher don't make me drag you on this timeline i don't want to do that

What I'm learning today is my friends are all very mean to me.

i would love for jay to date my sister if they weren't all in love and romanced up with their own partners already, i think they would work very well together

betrayed.

Those are great results.

except i love you both platonically and like family so my all i do is love you comment stands.

Those are great results.

all i do is love you.

Do you know what love is?

only platonic and familial.

Those are great results.

all i do is love you.

I wouldn't want to date your siblings in the first place.

gonna do it anyways

I wouldn't want to date your siblings in the first place.

you can't date my mum either

Says who