I'm not a one-minute-in-microwave kind of person, I'm more about that 60s....
I think this says a lot about my character and how irritating I am as a whole.

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I'm not a one-minute-in-microwave kind of person, I'm more about that 60s....
I think this says a lot about my character and how irritating I am as a whole.

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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
This is just Gardiner's sign list of Egyptian Hieroglyphics A1-B2 with a couple of repeats thrown in at the end. You've thrown a vocabulary list at us.
"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. CURSE OF CEASAR
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z S P Q R
what's your nervous habit
chewing your cuticles
playing with your hair
chewing the inside of your mouth
cracking knuckles
picking scabs
pulling hair out
chewing on your lips
picking at pimples
other/in tags
Me looking for the all of the above:
Guys 2014 is in two months
Guys 2024 is in two months
It says "Invest"
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One of my favorite genres of post
@calamari-17 this is so funny LMAO
2am type humour
Easier Than Lying: Please delete all reblogs
(Sorry, I'm getting more obnoxious because I'm not sure many people have been able to see my post!)
Essentially, I am turning ETL into an original novel, and I have to scrub the internet of all evidence of the fanfiction. I'll be reaching out to everyone individually as well, but it would mean the world to me if you could take the time to delete any reblogs of the story.
Having the fic around could really hurt my chances of being able to publish my book, which I have been pouring my heart into for nearly two years now. Please, please, please, I am begging for your help.
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(ETL Taglist below the fold)
I hate when people are like “so tell me about yourself :)”. What do you want like my trauma or my favorite color let’s be specific
If they stay after trauma, they're a real one
what do you need right now?
the will to live
the audacity
a fucking break
ten minute hug
shoulder to cry on
to be pinned against the wall
someone to listen
someone to understand
someone to love
vanilla extract
Can I hit select all
Soldier, Poet, King
And once you've come across them, light and thunder will come from above and shake your soul.
Inspired by the song: Soldier, Poet, King by The Oh Hellos
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The Soldier ⚔️
There will come a soldier
Who carries a mighty sword
He will tear your city down
Oh lei, oh lai, oh, Lord
Righteous, impulsive, reckless
Will always get back up on their feet
Will be by your side no matter what happens
Protective
Burns fast, bright, and beautiful
Follows their own moral code
Struggles with anger and feels too much, all at once
Ready to sacrifice themselves for the sake of what they believe in
Bold and decisive
Their let themselves get consumed by their own feelings and emotions
Competitive, likes to win
A shoulder to cry on, they will protect you when you need it
Is afraid to ask for help
Puts others before themselves
Afraid of being too reckless
Ignores their own problems to solve other's
Always feels like they have to do better
Doesn't trust easily
The Poet 📜
There will come a poet
Whose weapon is His word
He will slay you with His tongue
Oh lei, oh lai, oh, Lord
Independent, curious, unreliable
Hyperfixations
Afraid of being left alone
Hard on themselves
Willing to try out new things and step out their comfort zone
Finds good in everyone
Never gets enough credit for what they do
Good at comforting others
Tend to hide their struggles
Hopeless romantic, idealist
Good at communicating their emotions through their art
Gets told "you've changed" instead of "I'm sorry"
Wears their heart on their sleeve
Trusts easily
Follows their dream wherever it takes them
Commitment issues
They can build entire worlds with their art, but they can also destroy you with it
The King 👑
There will come a ruler
Whose brow is laid in thorn
Smeared with oil like David's boy
Oh lei, oh lai, oh, Lord
Self-critical, self-isolating, self-referential
Afraid of never being good enough
Overworks themselves
Bound by their sense of responsibility
Maladaptive daydreaming
Afraid that no one will ever understand them, and, because of that, is always ready to listen and put themselves in other people's shoes
Pushes themselves in situations they are not comfortable in because the feel like if they don't nobody else will do it, and somebody has to
Feels like has something to prove
Ready to sacrifice themselves in the name of their duties
Afraid of being judged and hated by others
Overthinking
Decided to give up their dreams because they had duties to fulfill
Tries to solve everything by themselves
Finds comfort in art, music, poetry
Feels disconnected from those around them
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This was inspired by the song as well as by the popular personality quiz on uquiz.
Here's the link if you haven't already done it:
There will come... who, exactly ? Heavily inspired by the song "Soldier, Poet, King" by The Oh Hellos. Not heavily inspired by Christianity.

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I was a vampire who snapped, got out of control and massacred a lot people to feed on.
Passed out from the frenzy and woke up in a shaman's hut who for some reason measured everything with a cow.
Apparently, I drank a cow's worth of blood which was around 50kg worth of human blood.
I was helping Hank Green with a science experiment by throwing ping pong balls around in a parking garage. My mom was there taking notes on a loud typewriter. Such a noisy dream with all those sounds.
The owner of this blog was my mother. I don't know anything else.
David Tennant was my dad and we were in the Hunger Games. He killed everyone but me and then died so I could win.

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Find me in 6 months when I learn this again, because I'm also a dumb bitch