hi im reb

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

me: oh n o osrry i can’t!! i have to go to a birthday party :))

friends: oh that’s okay! whose party is it?

me:

- your girlfriend ultimately becomes your best friend- living together is always fun- you can be the big or little spoon - you have someone to straighten the back of your hair - they know your emotions because they’re also a girl- you can share clothes- you can share make up - orgasms every time you have sex - the toilet seat is always down - their legs are always smooth and soft- boobs- ass- they know how to give presents/what to get- your friends never feel like a third wheel bc they’re also best friends w your gf- did I say ass

i just choked this is about when michael played with all time low

sooo im bored and in the christmas mood, what better thing to do than ship??

rules:

mbf me

reblog this

send me a question, pickup line/joke, or ship me 

have a face/about page or describe yourself

what you’ll get:

ship: calum | luke | ashton | michael

secret santa: calum | luke | ashton | michael

who buys you an ugly sweater: calum | luke | ashton | michael

who starts a snowball fight: calum | luke | ashton | michael

who sings christmas carols to annoy you: calum | luke | ashton | michael

who knocks over the tree: calum | luke | ashton | michael

song on shuffle: