barren comedy

don’t lower your expectations so people can fit in your life. i don’t care if you’re lonely on that mountain, it’s your mountain. honor that

They deserve more respect from the general public…

who?

The retail worker reading this

me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!

me coming to my senses: wow he was ugly

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE

from what level of hell was this retrieved?

Any white man in a red cap these days immediately activates my fight or fight response

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

This is so aesthetically satisfying.