Cajun Cur

give them a variety of exes. give them relationships that shaped who they are but did not last. give them people they tried very hard to love but it didn't work out. give them situationships that taught them things. give them something deep that was real but could not endure. things that hurt. things that ended amicably. people with whom hot passion cooled to warm affection and became undying friendship.

Questioning Sentences, Vol. 19

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Does everybody around here have trust issues?"

"What the devil have you been up to?"

"Why are you dressed like that?"

"You're really not good with nuance, are you?"

"Why don't you trust me anymore?"

"What do you want out of life?"

"Do you really think this is going to end well for anyone?"

"Am I a horrible person?"

"Are you going to tell me what's wrong with me or not?"

"What is the reason you came home?"

"Is that what we are? Friends?"

"How close am I to getting punched in the face right now?"

"Tell me something - were you ever young?"

"Is that how little you think of me?"

"You seriously have no idea when to shut up, do you?"

"When did I give you the impression that I care?"

"You don't suppose you ought to be thinking about a proper job?"

"By the way, why does everybody think you and I had sex?"

"What exactly is your problem with me?"

"You'd do anything for me, wouldn't you?"

"You can't do anything right, can you?"

"Are you talking about spying?"

"You're trying to objectively measure how much I value our friendship?"

"You want to kiss me, don't you?"

"You said I could be whole, but how can that happen now?"

"Do you have any idea how good it is to see you?"

"Are you hallucinating?"

"Are you trying to get me drunk?"

"Can't we just agree that you're incredibly annoying?"

"What did you say your name was again?"

"What the hell has my country done for me?"

"Did you ever consider being happy for me?"

"Oh God, you don't dance as well, do you?"

"Are you going to report me?"

"Maybe it was a political killing or something?"

"I'm not going to like you, am I?"

"Whatever gave you the impression that I was remotely interested in your private life?"

"Why don't you have glass of champagne?"

"Is that rhetorical?"

"What does a guy have to do to make you hate him?"

"Is it your plan to stay a while?"

"What value is money, or even life, without love?"

"Why do you value your failures more than your successes?"

"I know you don't like questions, but why are you doing this?"

"Can I ask you a question? Are you insane or just stupid?"

"Why the hell were you naked in the kitchen?"

"You killed them all, didn't you?"

"How can I help you this beautiful morning?"

"Why don't you want to work for me?"

you say a little decomposition never killed anybody.

❛  act natural.  ❜ ❛  be careful.  ❜ ❛  but why?  ❜ ❛  calm down.  ❜ ❛  come here.  ❜ ❛  do you?  ❜ ❛  don't ask.  ❜ ❛  don't cry.  ❜ ❛  don't go.  ❜ ❛  don't move.  ❜ ❛  for what?  ❜ ❛  good idea.  ❜ ❛  guess what?  ❜ ❛  hurry up.  ❜ ❛  i forgot.  ❜ ❛  it's nothing.  ❜ ❛  join me.  ❜ ❛  keep quiet.  ❜ ❛  leave it.  ❜ ❛  let's go.  ❜ ❛  not bad.  ❜ ❛  not now.  ❜ ❛  now what?  ❜ ❛  shut up.  ❜ ❛  take care.  ❜ ❛  take this.  ❜ ❛  that's impossible.  ❜ ❛  then when?  ❜ ❛  think quickly.  ❜ ❛  time's up.  ❜ ❛  try me.  ❜ ❛  wake up.  ❜ ❛  watch out!  ❜ ❛  well done.  ❜ ❛  what happened?  ❜ ❛  what now?  ❜ ❛  who knows?  ❜ ❛  why me?  ❜ ❛  your turn.  ❜ ❛  you're wrong.  ❜

Manipulative & Controlling Sentences

(Sentences for manipulative muses, and for those that have had enough of it. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I don't appreciate you trying to guilt-trip me."

"You do know that it's not a crime to say no to you?"

"Why don't you trust me anymore?"

"Stop being so manipulative!"

"I'm not going to allow you to walk all over me anymore."

"I don't have to explain myself to you!"

"Don't tell anybody else; they won't believe you."

"I'm only doing this because I care about you."

"Why are you always so controlling?"

"You're overreacting; it's not that big of a deal."

"You're so sensitive. Do you realise how silly you look to everyone else?"

"No one else will ever care about you like I do."

"It's not selfish to say no to things that I don't enjoy!"

"Stop making a scene. You're embarrassing me."

"After all I've done for you, you owe me."

"I'm the only one who has ever been there for you. I'm the only one who will ever be there for you."

"Don't talk to me like that. I deserve respect too."

"You can't do anything right, can you?"

"I can't believe it's taken me this long to realise how little you respect me."

"You don't get to decide how I feel."

"Are you even listening to me? Because it doesn't seem like you are!"

"You'd be nothing without me."

"I'm perfectly capable of making my own decisions!"

"Why are you being so paranoid about this?"

"I guess I was wrong about you. I thought you were capable of more than this."

"I'm not overreacting! This is important to me!"

"I can see what you're doing, and I'm not going to fall for it."

"I'm not going to feel guilty when I know I've done nothing wrong."

"Just because you say it doesn't make it true."

"That never happened. You're imagining things."

"I'm not going to argue with you anymore. You're not listening to me."

"We talked about this already, remember?"

"Trust me, this is for your own good."

"If you really cared about me, you would do this - but maybe you don't actually care at all?"

"I'm the only one who truly understands you. You know that, right?"

[ TRUST ]  sender gently telling the receiver “just let go” as they get them to finish.  

[ TRUSTED ]  receiver gently telling sender “just let go” as they get them to finish. 

[ GRATIFY ]  sender asking “is that better?” after finally penetrating receiver after teasing them. 

[ GRATIFYING ]  receiver asking “is that better?” after finally penetrating sender after teasing them. 

[ CONTROL ]  sender stops stimulating receiver and tells them they have to be still if they want to continue. 

[ CONTROLLED ]  receiver stops stimulating sender and tells them the have to be still if they want to continue.  

[ GAZE ]  sender taking receiver’s jaw and saying “look at me” during sex or foreplay.

[ GAZING ]  receiver taking sender’s jaw and saying “look at me” during sex or foreplay.

[ HOLD ]  sender holding receiver close during an especially intense moment and whispering “i’ve got you.” 

[ HELD ]  receiver holding sender close during an especially intense moment and whispering “i’ve got you” 

[ CLOSE ]  sender wrapping their arms around receiver who is on top after they’ve finished,  holding them close against their chest with their face hidden in their neck while they recover. 

[ CLOSER ]  receiver wrapping their arms around sender who is on top after they’ve finished,  holding them close against their chest with their face hidden in their neck while they recover. 

[ JOY ]  sender getting louder than usual which makes receiver start laughing affectionately,  taking the opportunity to check in. 

[ JOYFUL ]  receiver getting louder than usual which makes sender start laughing affectionately,  taking the opportunity to check in. 

[ TIMID ]  the submissive partner getting self conscious and covering their face,  laughing softly at the intensity.   

[ COAX ]  the dominant partner gently moving the shy or overwhelmed submissive’s hands from covering their face so they can kiss them,  breathing praises against their skin. 

[ ADORE ]  sender whispering “you’re perfect” to receiver after undressing them. 

as requested by anon. A (cruder) continuation of this meme: ( x ). More angry sexual tension starters here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

Angry

“Is that so?”

“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”

“Go fuck yourself. And let me watch.”

“You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?”

“Look at you, all smug. It’s not like I jerk off to you at night. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

“I can’t tell whether I want to make you bleed or moan.”

“I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”

“Try and stop me.”

“You’re either leaving here with a black eye or a hickey. Your choice.”

“Fuck you! Or me.”

Flirty

“I’m really flexible…”

“Your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. must be really happy…”

“Wow, you’re really easy on the eyes.”

“You know, I don’t have a gag reflex.”

“Is there any way I could repay you?”

“You have really pretty lips.”

“Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?”

“You look great in this lighting. But you’d look even better in my bed.”

“Was my pickup line too cheesy? I couldn’t help myself.”

“You look tense..do you want a massage?” / “Wow, I totally need a massage right now.”

Awkward

“..why are you staring at me?”

“You have a–a really big–uh, brain.”

“So…how do I look?”

“You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..”

“*blurts out* Did you know that pandas only mate once a year?”

“I wasn’t watching porn!” / “I wasn’t jerking off!”

“Hey…c-can I…maybe..kiss you?”

“Holding hands/cuddling is nice, but…I was hoping we could do something else.”

“Oh, sorry! Were you changing?”