highly peculiar and decidedly nonoptimal

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

salad is mostly items

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

just did a hit of pillow and blanky

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

So how much longer are we gonna pretend "higher than normal call volume" is a thing that exists. I think its normal call volume actually and you just arent hiring enough people. I think if you experience higher than normal for a very long time its no longer higher than normal its just normal and youve failed to adjust accordingly

I've been writing a fanfic for a while but I started rereading moby dick recently and upon rereading my fic u can tell exactly when I did

it must feel so good to put a relevant xkcd on your lecture slides

Yknow I never finished reading the fowl twins & I really truly think it just wasn't hitting the same for me because they're too normal. Artemis Fowl was huge for the lonely 11 year old community & here come these two cunts with their reformed parents or whatever & it's lost the appeal completely. Artemis Fowl is for severely neglected preteens who feel like they were born wrong. If your y/a protag isn't fucked up what's the point

I can't even disagree that, iirc, "fucking off to live on the moon for a while and rarely contacting any of them" IS in character for Artemis. I just want to see my boy. I want to see the extremely deserved crashout preceding the decision to fuck off to live on the moon, expressing an emotion in front of his father for perhaps the first and last time in his life