Caffeinated Biology in Grad School

Tony and Shuri make Bucky a retractable arm. It is just port that straps onto his stump, and he is very happy about it. However, as a prank, Peter Parker modified the mechanism to open every time Bucky winks.

The other day, my brother seemed genuinely confused when we informed him that women did not lactate all the time. He is a pharmacist. You’d think he’d have some basic grasp of female physiology.

Lately, I decided to stop shaving. 

I have begun to question why I started shaving. 

I know I started shaving my armpits because my mom said I needed to, because it was “unhygienic.” 

I started shaving my legs because I was embarrassed. I distinctly remember refusing to wear shorts to school for a long time because I was embarrassed to have leg hair.

It sounds ridiculous, doesn’t it? That I would be embarrassed over something completely natural. 

I don’t think my mom knew any better then, didn’t realize that she didn’t tell my brother to shave his pits. I think she does now though. 

So I’ve decided to stop shaving. I want to see if I like not shaving better or worse than shaving. And I need to learn to be confident in my body the way it is naturally meant to be. 

Slytherin: All classic elegance. Timeless, and probably by some newer designer, as they wanted to incorporate tradition, but also the ambition of the edge. Beautiful emerald green gown with perfect silver accents.

Ravenclaw: It began as a classic saphire blue gown, but slowly morphed into something much more progessive. Every time they looked at it, they said “something’s missing” and kept adding and modifying pieces. It is loud and showstopping, but undeniably gorgeous. Not all the pieces work /quite/ as they should, but overall it is stunning. The designer will be caught saying “experimental” and “new-age design” no less than 7 times while talking animatedly with anyone in earshot. Bronze jewelry is the only acceptable accent.

Gryffindor: Cutting edge fashion and functional. The bright crimson dress is overlaid with gold lace made from actual golden threads. The skirt is unsurprisingly detachable, revealing a pair of red dragon leather pants lined with the softest silk. It is edgy, and screams attention, captivating most people. Perfect for walking the runway and then pausing to duel an errant Death Eater along the way.