My Flow

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

american people be like……….mass murder

Hey @queenofslash I got some news about Britian for you

i have an external hard drive with so much stolen music enough to make the judge give a nigga 5 x 5

why would you write this, the feds always watching :/

yeah man random dude with a psyduck avatar on an almost defunct website with alleged pirated music on hard drive that can easily be microwaved is a national security priority

since when do the feds go after people based on national security priorities

can’t wait til the fbi take me to court and the evidence is a tumblr post and I get in front of the judge and present receipts of me owning the music legally and my defense consists of “i freaked it for the notes”

There’s nothing more mildly offensive than when someone else approaches the crosswalk and doesn’t trust that you’ve already pushed the button.

sometimes i really cant believe that we really ended up w eurocentric beauty standards like……have u ever seen literally any non-european person?? all tea all shade have u ever looked at a black person??? an asian person (not just east, every region)???????? an indigenous person?????? a latinx person??????? a middle eastern person????? like really??????? all these ppl w such rich diversity and insanely beautiful and unique features and we ended up w Whites being seen as the epitome of beauty?????

If you were a firebender then you’d never have to wash your hands. You could just set your hands on fire and it’d kill all the bacteria.