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Love this!

i want to be a vampire,,,not bc of the aesthetic but bc i could live a thousand years & major in so many subjects & just learn.

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

might fuck around and memorize the entire odyssey in an attempt to become this era’s first bard

Every piece of technology is ultimately a stone with some magic in it

Well no. We know how it works and can reliably reproduce it. There isn’t magic inside but science.

I’m a computer scientist so I know what I’m talking about, it’s magic

@kaminaduck

We have a civilization run entirely on tiny plates of rock inscribed with runes that channel energy to do our work, manage our money, make writing and music and imagery appear at the gesture of a finger. If that’s not magic to you, you’re wrong. Just because we understand a thing does not make it less wonderous.

that sunny d tweeted ‘i can’t do this anymore’ is horrifying like companies are masquerading as depressed people to appear relatable to the depressed masses that’s dystopian lmao

this is almost incoherent but god……… we really live in a society

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

yES