dutch angle interviews

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

"this doesn't make sense" open yiur eyes

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

daddy long dick is very scared right now

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

What matters in life is tagging posts as your ocs

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

sparkle on it’s mercystine monday don’t forget to fuck someone you hate