majestic flightless turd

dig through the witches

the funiest youtube videos are the ones where some dipshit gets grounded 

duke: oh, the famous mirth man of old, orbsteeb, is posting jokes again

kids from the 90s will remember this: witeout (tm). the white thing children used to destroy their mistakes. you smeared it on your sin with the convenient brush and presto! your error is ahid from shaming eyes, and you can almost write on the rubbery residue.

Yo not trying to be an ass or anything but Heineken is a Dutch brand, not German!

This is pure schmaltz but my fave food when I was little was my chef dad's mushroom sauce, part of why I loved it was we'd cook it together, he ensured I could make it. He died when I was 8 but I can still make his mushroom sauce&it's still delicious

you are bringing me so much joy during these hellish days.

You must lead quite the miserable life to spend your time bullying people online. Has your mind not matured past the age of 16? Take some of all this time you have and work on growing up. Learn how to be civil, you're embarrassing yourself.

red alert: that writer dude is now defending the men/women wage gap and also, yelling to the heavens that the tampon tax isn't a big deal and period-havers are whiny babies despite never having menstruated in his life

Your writing is garbage what makes you think you have any authority on it? lmao